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i don’t give af about china having my data bitch i’m gonna hand deliver my most recent pap smear results to president xi

2025 i’m bringing back whimsy and subtweets

i finally did it!!! i just quit my 9-5 to pursue tik tok full time!!! 🤩🥳 2025 will be my year 🙏🙏

a middle aged woman just commented on my tik tok “i can’t think of anything more disgusting than free bleeding” so should i tell her what a scat kink is

if i lived in miami i would blow my brains out the amount of women in athleisure wear with a golden retriever and a six pack and men in vests makes me feel like im in the seventh circle of hell

alix earle doing a carls junior collab was the nail in the coffin of conservatism weaseling its way back into mainstream media. it started with tradwife home maker content and now we are back to blondes with big tits seductively holding a burger

see you this summer in a tiny bikini with a full bush and a huge knife in my hand

i’m gonna kms

dem politician: Hi Friend, it’s me, Bob Robertson. Now more than ever, it’s time to FIGHT BACK. Donate a dollar to help us fight? me, being beaten to death with a blunt force object: please do something dem politician: Hi Friend, it’s me, Bob Robertson. In these unprecedented, we must

each night i pray that they never get jack schlossberg a pr team

the girls are still taking ozempic as if we aren’t approaching a long term food scarcity crisis like babe you need to take care of that thigh gap if you wanna make it through the 2027 winter

anyways i’m getting back into animal crossing new horizons after 4 ish years away, my island is half built and a literal wreck, does anyone have tips for starting back up? i already restarted once and don’t want to do that again

politicians think we are soooooooo stupid like i’m begging all of you to watch veep and see what politicians actually think of us. people in washington say it’s the most accurate depiction of dc that exists and it is truly horrifying and also hilarious