Stone Cold Jane Austen

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

*alien crying* Me: And that’s the end of Watership Down - a book about rabbits

I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won $2.50 on the Powerball, but there would be signs—

This is how I feel after we “spring forward”

I’d really like to see your AWP hauls and hear your AWP anecdotes, writer friendos…

Lindsey Graham looks like the Ghost of Daylight Savings Past

Trump has the opportunity to do the funniest thing on International Women’s Day today

Daylight Saving Time makes me feel uncomfortably interdimensional for at least one day

It’s 2007. I’m mad at my little brother so I fuck up his Nintendo Mii’s face…

At AWP today, I tried to pay for two books of poetry with my Dave & Buster’s card

I’m writing a sapphic air hockey romance

I met an elevator tonight

Hegseth saying “I only speak American” is so abjectly stupid that it isn’t even meme-able. We’re all way above that joke and he was serious. We are so fucked