Alice Hamilton

cat sitting for the night. this is my favorite color of cat too.

gotta salute my mans he died for what he believes in 🫡🫡🫡

the fact that “swatting” is a trend says so much about how shitty police are. these mfrs are so trigger happy you can call SWAT on someone you hate with a reasonable expectation that the cops will shoot first ask questions later.

watching my boyfriend fall in love with Alan Cumming has been the highlight of starting the Traitors

my dad offered to help me buy a car but idk if I want to bring insurance payments and gasoline prices back into my life. I’d rather fight the occasional incel on the bus than give half my paycheck to basic vehicle maintenance.

it’s a good thing I didn’t do this podcast 4 years ago when I first thought of it cuz I came up with the best name for it just last year.

when you ate nearly a quart of paint before realizing it wasn’t yogurt

the worst dog actor I’ve ever seen is the German Shepard in Ricky Gervais’ show After Life. that dog showed Ricky no affection. Always running away or staring at its handler off screen.

I know it’s not the most important thing right now but Whitney Cummings is profoundly stupid.

walmart is such a successful company because their business model is the stanford prison experiment

wanna see a creepy old picture from my Sunday school fifth grade graduation? we look like little brides. idk why my mom thought sending this to me would smooth things over 😂

holding a baby

kristen wiig is so funny