Andy Richter

Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.

They keep talking about punishing protestors as if this country wasn’t FOUNDED BY PROTESTERS WHO ENSHRINED THE RIGHT TO PROTEST, I AM SO TIRED OF HOW STUPID THINGS HAVE BECOME

“I didn’t vote for this”

For the second time in two weeks, I’ve received a legit looking party invite (one was a Paperless Post invite) someone kind of famous who is in my address book, with their email as the return address, and they turn out to be fakes who ask me to sign in to my google account to verify my identity…

Content creators: STOP TAPPING EVERYTHING WITH YOUR FUCKING LONG NAILS

The very funny Hannah Pilkes joined me on the Andy Richter Call-In Show to talk WEIRD TRAVEL STORIES! Listen now in the Three Questions with Andy Richter podcast feed or the SiriusXM app.

TALK TO ME & RON FUNCHES THIS WEDNESDAY! We’re talking BAD AT MONEY STORIES on the Andy Richter Call-In Show this Wednesday at 1pm Pacific - fill out the Google Form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604. As always, Wild-Card Stories welcome. @ronfunches.bsky.social

Tell me the dumbest thing you or someone you know ever spent money on! On the Andy Richter Call-In Show this week, Ron Funches and I are talking BAD AT MONEY stories. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Form in my bio. @ronfunches.bsky.social

I just had a half order of blueberry French toast and two à la carte eggs scrambled soft and I can’t get over how good I am at ordering breakfast

Thinking of starting the Nachos For Dinner Party

Went to the hardware store to get a galvanized trash can to put in the backyard to hold dog poop, and I was at least a full minute into searching all the lids for one with no dents or scratches before I felt silly

Go get these

My new motto is “Luckily, nothing matters.”