Imani Gandied Yams

Democrats blinked. Again. Six weeks into a GOP-made shutdown, they folded without securing ACA subsidies. Republicans saw the collapse coming and instantly pivoted to abortion. Now they're trying to extend Hyde to private insurance. My latest:

I'm really concerned that white people are just not up to the task. A lot of y'all are well meaning but you're just not up to the task because you've never been systematically oppressed and you refuse to listen to people who have been

I rest my case.

My girlfriend bought me dinner because she knows I had a hard day. Nobody has ever cared for me this way before. It's really fuckin nice I'll tell ya

I frequently find myself singing her jazzy version of ‘never gonna give you up’. Zabba dabba doo doo DOW

Just turned on the eagles game in time for that interception. 🦅🦅

Better Off Ted was ahead of its time.

"Veridian Dynamics. We’re the future of food, developing the next generation of food and food-like products. Tomatoes… the size of this baby, lemon-flavored fish, chickens that lay 16 eggs a day (which is a lot for a chicken), organic vegetables chock-full of antidepressants."

if the measurements don't come in grams, I get mad. Lol

Well I am buying this immediately

incredible

It should be a federal crime to make a television with only two HDMI ports. I have three gaming consoles and a soundbar and you come to me with two HDMI ports?

I always squat and eat McDonald's next to an open shitmobile in an empty parking lot. Perfectly normal synthetic experience. You can decide whether the open shitmobile is Elon Musk or the cybertruck—or both

TIL Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who 🤦🏾‍♀️