Imani Gandied Yams

Todd Blanche's AG nomination advanced this week. He assured a prayer call full of Concerned Christians that he'd end mailing abortion pills, and then he went home and got in a fight with his wife Kristine about recycling. I got a hold of his secret diary. Read it here:

I'm really concerned that white people are just not up to the task. A lot of y'all are well meaning but you're just not up to the task because you've never been systematically oppressed and you refuse to listen to people who have been

I rest my case.

My girlfriend bought me dinner because she knows I had a hard day. Nobody has ever cared for me this way before. It's really fuckin nice I'll tell ya

well i'm pretty sure i'm a good driver now because i played a lot of pole position on my commodore vic 20 in the early 80s, so i'm sure this decision to hire gamers as air traffic controllers is a sound one

Brandi Carlile comes to Red Rocks every September. I just bought tickets again because I'm hoping her. cover of Uninvited becomes a permanent part of her set. Ayeeeeee

can't blame this one on taco bell

Well this fucking guy got confirmed at 3 AM over the weekend. I’m sure that’s fine

I see people saying “this is funny” and yeah it kind of is except gamergate is the precursor to MAGA and you can’t change my mind. I bet most of the gamergaters are ICE agents or some shit now talking about “it’s about ethics in immigration law”

The sun is being a bully. It won't stop being 97 degrees. I think I finally understand white people's plight.

Legendary

Acting AG Todd Blanche privately told faith leaders the DOJ would work to make Dobbs "permanent in every single state" and crack down on the mailing of abortion pills. The audio got deleted. I got a hold of his super secret diary. (satire, by me, for @rewirenewsgroup.com)

I did it! My second tattoo in less than a month. Lol. Isn't Portia's handwriting gorgeous?

I'm getting my second tattoo this afternoon. I'm getting "Hello, sweetie" in Portia's handwriting tattooed on my forearm. Wheeee