Art Candee 🍿🥤

South Park nailed Kristi Noem. It's spot on.

JB Pritzker telling Greg Abbott and his Texas Rangers to pound sand is fantastic. So proud of my governor!

One minute Kristi Noem says that "hundreds of thousands of people have left on their own." The next minute she claims that "over a million" illegal immigrants have self-deported. This woman can't even keep her lies straight. Also, GTFO of Chicago.

Donald Trump and Marco Rubio appear as though they’re both melting before our very eyes.

Looks like some of that orange makeup rubbed off on Marco Rubio. So embarrassing.

Donald Trump looks like he’s been beaten down by Iran like a dog. 🍿

I can’t find anything about a “pro-Trump rally” online in Bern, Switzerland. Am I missing something?

After hanging out at his golf club today, Donald Trump is flying to Miami to go to UFC 327 tonight on the taxpayer dime. 🙄

Something the media isn’t talking about enough: Donald Trump’s administration is trying to get access to medical records for millions of federal workers, retirees, and their families. They want to find out what prescriptions people are filling and what treatments they’re getting. Unacceptable.

I’m still over here wondering why JD Vance is in Pakistan for peace talks over a strait that isn’t magically opening itself because all of the leaders in Iran are dead. 🙄

Gramps isn’t looking well today at his golf club.

But her accent. Fox News is a joke. 🙄

CNN did an article on how gas dropped two cents. Deeply unserious.