Brendel

That msnbc guy got fired for saying these words

Really weird to see people try to portray Bluesky as a radical website when you’ll scroll past about 10 straight posts about how great spaghetti is

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

If I was a ninja who was betrayed I’d be cool with it because as a ninja that’s one of the main things you hope to experience in your career

Big deal, I’ve been on earth for years

They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

Patios of need is what I call the lust inside of me when grilling season starts

Eric Adams captures Bigfoot, as the astonished press corp assembles before him Adams removes a mask on Bigfoot, revealing it to be Eric Adams. The press corp looks back to Adams 1, who removes his own mask, underneath is comedian Paul Reiser. The press corp looks back, both have disappeared.

Weirdly optimistic about this because I think it will be very silly and you need a Metal Gear movie to be very silly

Looking around this place and I’m extremely disappointed because it’s just trying to sell bath products, this is flagrant false advertising

It’s like you try to think of the most random thing you can with him and there’s no way you thought of something half as good.

Still can’t believe this was a real star wars guy

The most level headed, dependable, and non-emotional segment of the population is on the case