Cartoons Hate Her!

Today, I wrote about the Syndey Sweeney controversy. More specifically, the fact that the Democratic party is apparently responsible for every oversensitive lady on TikTok, but the Republican party isn't responsible for their own fringe. Link in replies.

Everyone over 30 was traumatized in childhood by getting 45 minutes into Disney’s Fantasia and realizing there would never be any dialogue

I wasn't going to write about Taylor Swift's engagement, but people kept asking for my take. So here's my take: it's totally unsurprising that a 35 year old woman would marry her boyfriend of 2 years. It means nothing about a cultural shift away from feminism www.cartoonshateher.com/p/women-marr...

Today, I wrote about the men who find the act of wearing a Halloween costume painfully embarrassing, and how this relates to a larger scheme that hinges masculinity on trying as little as possible. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-eterna...

My love language is receiving 45 Apple gift cards for $50 each and having you read the serial numbers to me immediately

One of my favorite fun facts is that in 2006 Tucker Carlson was on MSNBC doing a segment about asexuality. I've been told this isn't ideal for the "get to you know you" game on the first day of work though?

Today I wrote about "temporarily embarrassed high school bullies," or people who have never been particularly cool but use politics, ideology or other causes as an excuse to give all the atomic wedgies they always dreamed of. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/on-tempora...

Today, a FREE article on how my husband thinks all food at restaurants is communal and I stand outside my culinary McMansion with a taser www.cartoonshateher.com/p/im-a-food-...

Today, I wrote about how the loneliness epidemic isn't about men, or women, or even how society is built, but about choices we all make every day to avoid socialization, effort, or embarrassment--and how it's too easy to make these choices. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-loneli...

Today, my first article that I asked my parents not to read. I examined how my sexuality works (and the sexuality of other straight women) and how this relates to almost all depictions of female sexuality in media. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-permiss...

People may be laughing at "cringe middle aged liberal women" at the No Kings protests for being insufficiently edgy or radical, but if your movement can't appeal to women like Sharon and Dawn, it won't win. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/your-prote...

Would anyone like their photo to be featured on my Substack tomorrow? I am defending the "cringe middle aged" women who attended No KIngs and if anyone would like to be the poster child for this group please let me know lol. I promise I will not make fun of you!

About a year ago, I quit a very unsuccessful 13-year career in tech to be a full time SAHM/writer. One thing I didn't expect: I would become obsessed with work. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/quitting-m...