Charlotte Moore-Lambert

hi, my name is Charlotte Moore-Lambert. you may know me from such hits as these screenshots that now make content thieves very popular on Instagram

Baltimore is currently experiencing its lowest homicide rate in 50 years, and it’s not because they iNVeStEd iN pOLiCe, it’s because they invested in community programs to facilitate conflict resolution, address mental health, address poverty, and give kids fun and meaningful things to do

I’m working on a fairly quick and dirty list of pro-Palestine speculative fiction authors and so far everyone I can think of or find is female or gender nonconforming. which is great! but uhhhh where are the men

just caught a few random minutes of Alien: Earth as my husband is watching it, and maybe this is an extreme opinion but whichever writer(s) misattributed Clarke’s third law to Asimov should be closed in a room with some xeno eggs

I MCed the costume contest at my husband’s underworld-inspired restaurant and so obviously I had to be Persephone. I didn’t have time to take proper photos so you’ll have to use your imaginations with these bathroom mirror selfies

putting gas in my car when I glance a few pumps over and see a young Black woman in a distinctive blue shirt, blue skirt, knee-high white socks, bob wig, and thick glasses. I cry, “ARE YOU TINA FROM BOB’S BURGERS” and she says “YES, MA’AM” and drops into a flawless twerk I love Halloween

I am attempting the Joy of Cooking banana bread, on the grounds that I have overripe bananas and also my husband recently suggested that I am a good cook but may not know how to bake (I’m not sure he’s ever seen me try). was this a trap to get me to bake something? if yes, I have, I fear, fallen in

Musk and every other billionaire loser who’s ever used Tolkien’s name or work in the service of evil are the last kings and lords of Númenor, petty and greedy and cruel, endlessly chasing immortality and an infinity of riches. the wave is coming for them. the world will change

billionaires need to keep Tolkien’s name out of their filthy fucking mouths

Star makes very, very believable Scary Dog Sounds and big snarly faces when we’re play-fighting, and I think she thinks she’s gonna take home the Oscar because she’ll abruptly stop and lick my face and wag and sneeze a bunch to let me know it’s just pretend 🥹😭