Chasten Glezman Buttigieg

They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT."

If Linda McMahon and the Department of Education believe in "efficiency and accountability" (after laying off half of the department), then I'm sure they'll gladly publish a list of every position that has been eliminated and why that position is no longer needed.

One of my favorite parts of seeing Wicked was just how HAPPY people were leaving the theater. Adults, kids, and especially the theater geeks like me.

Parents, teachers: what toy/book organization hacks are you most proud of? I'm not talking about bookshelves and cubby storage. Tell me about the rule/tool/tip you feel actually makes a difference.

My gosh, is there anything better than your kid, arms open, asking for just one more hug? As you figure out how to tackle all that feels heavy or overwhelming today, I hope you’ll pour your energy into the little things, too.

Who would’ve guessed “America First” would mean higher insurance premiums, abandoning farmers, and rising daily costs all while he invades another country 🤷‍♂️

So, grown-ups, what’s the most practical/ “Oh, heck yes, I’ll totally use this” gift you got for the Holidays? I’ll go first: proud owner of a new battery sorter🕺

Parents, if you have time to read anything today (and the capacity to feel rage), then these new allegations against two of the largest social media companies, and their apparent disregard of you and your kids’ relationships and mental health, should be it.

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

There’s a reason they call it “doomscrolling” and not “joyscrolling.” The longer you’re here the madder you’ll get. Lean on your community. Video chat with friends and talk about the kids, work, or the show you’re enjoying. And then, make plans to *do* something together. Got ideas? Post ‘em below.

Happy Monday! Today we're going to: ☕ Drink good coffee. 🤗 Practice gratitude. 🙅 Ignore the bots.

*playing restaurant with toddlers* Me: What’s your soup of the day? Penelope: Fifty dollars.

As a parent, I say this with my whole chest: these guys are batshit crazy.