Christian Finnegan

Guys let’s not jump to conclusions. It’s not as if the birthday card mentions anything truly incriminating, like “cheese pizza”.

Jake Tapper will blow this one wide open.

A second Trump birthday card has dropped.

Who do you think should be [REDACTED] first, [REDACTED] , [REDACTED] or [REDACTED]?

A thread of good rainy day songs. Gretchen Parlato, "Holding Back the Years" youtu.be/74meUdnUwgs?...

Whenever you get depressed, just imagine Robert Smith riding a jet ski.

That’ll do, sky.

Is 2026 the most embarrassing year in American history? Not *worst*, in terms of hardship or bloodshed. But if we're talking straight-up Mr. Bean buffoonery? Have we ever shown our national ass this blatantly and this often? Weight in, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social

I really thought winning would allow me to relax. But here I am, on July 2nd, refreshing (and refreshing) my feed to see if the #Knicks have acquired a backup center.

This is an outrage. If stuff is going to crash to the ground, it should be in the audience area, where we know no one will get hurt.

Just rode my bike for 12 blocks and I'm excited to announce that I just set a world record for Sweat Accumulation!

This new YouTube thing where an ad plays and the video you're watching continues to play on mute--is there a point to this, other than to piss everyone off? Is that all tech companies are good for these days?

I'm on Obamacare and, despite having had open heart surgery in 2021, I skipped my annual echocardiogram because of the sky high deductible. Push this man down a well.