Chris Kluwe

Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what? I’m running for California State Assembly! Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for. But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

Hey HB folks, heads up. A local white nationalist with a history of violence, Ryan Sanchez, is holding a vigil for Charlie Kirk on the pier at 7PM. He’s been calling for violence against the left for a long time and has been actively recruiting. Advise you stay away, nothing good will happen.

California’s adoption of solar power proceeds apace

I wish the federal government would just leave Minnesota the fuck alone

Good to see that some things cross all lines and nations, like small dudes running into tall dudes’ shoulders and then dropping like they just got sniped

Iran finishing that goal like the memorandum of understanding

Holy crap New Zealand, that sequence was immaculate

The thing you have to understand about the ongoing US-Iran negotiations, is that on average, it takes a group of 12 year old boys at least five years to figure out how to run the D&D campaign

All you can eat sushi bar as you [REDACTED] the richest people in the world and then [REDACTED] their [REDACTED]

cooking - add these ingredients over, uhh, medium? uhhhhh, maybe medium high heat? then toss them around until they’re squanchy. then add some herbs or shit, i dunno, here’s dinner BAKING: “IF THE PRECISE TEMPERATURE OF 352.348 DEGREES IS NOT REACHED *EXACTLY* A GREATER HELLRIFT WILL OPEN DIRECTLY

Even if you find your courage late, it should still be acknowledged. Obviously there’s gonna need to be some *significant* reflection and work towards righting your wrongs, but if you can step away from evil, we should be there to lend a hand. We can be better.

#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU All TruckNuts to be immediately castrated