Chris Kluwe

Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what? I’m running for California State Assembly! Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for. But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

Hey HB folks, heads up. A local white nationalist with a history of violence, Ryan Sanchez, is holding a vigil for Charlie Kirk on the pier at 7PM. He’s been calling for violence against the left for a long time and has been actively recruiting. Advise you stay away, nothing good will happen.

Oh, so we’re definitely heading for the cool zone then. Great. I didn’t want a stable global economy anyways, that’s just boring.

Sunday morning soccer update - had to fill in on the field since half the team showed up late due to the time change. Played up top for the first half, didn’t get any good looks but made a lot of nice runs. Filled in at centerback for a bit in the second half, we won 3-0.

Shoutout to my fellow early morning Sunday soccer sickos willing to wake up at 7am on the day we lose an hour. There’s definitely something wrong with us.

Sigh. Looks like I’m gonna be 2/2 on “release your sci-fi book into the midst of a global catastrophe” My first book (Otaku) came out three weeks after COVID was declared a national emergency. My new one (Shades of Forever) comes out June 30th. Goddammit.

us adults, foolish idiots: “but what does ‘six seven’ mean?” THE CHILDREN, harbingers tapping into the immortal zeitgeist: “$6 gas now, $7 gas tomorrow, hahahahHahahHAHAHAHAHA”

Our current administration regards anyone living in the gulf region as barbarian heathen warlords ready to drink the blood of delicately ravished white women. Meanwhile, those of us who paid attention in class are like “this is where math was born” and “the root name of ‘assassin’ traces back to

Just finished my monthly book review for Lightspeed (April edition) and it’s either gonna get me fired or (more likely) go semi-viral. It’s for the book Aicha, and boy did I have some feelings on this one considering our current political atmosphere

*as originally posted in the Warthunder subreddit by user <<xXxDarkSerphirorth42069xXx>>, received twelve million downvotes

Haahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahhahhahaahahaaa <dies wheezing>

lol, gas is already at $5.39 for the cheapest stuff in HB, lifted truck bros about to have an existential crisis next week