Chris Kluwe

Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what? I’m running for California State Assembly! Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for. But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

Hey HB folks, heads up. A local white nationalist with a history of violence, Ryan Sanchez, is holding a vigil for Charlie Kirk on the pier at 7PM. He’s been calling for violence against the left for a long time and has been actively recruiting. Advise you stay away, nothing good will happen.

NEW YORK THIS IS TODAY IN LESS THAN FOUR HOURS I DON’T KNOW WHY WE’RE YELLING IT’S GOING TO BE A PRETTY CHILL EVENT

Not great, not terrible

I am headed to New York! For one day only. Come read my book with me tomorrow at The Recess Grove in Brooklyn at 6:30, or come read a different book by one of the other great authors!

Update - we only had one sub, which meant I played almost the entire game. Scored one goal, should have had three others but put them right at the keeper. We won 5-3, no one died of heatstroke.

Chat, is this good soccer weather?

studio execs: “Tom Cruise is even weirder than normal! Digger!” NORMAL PEOPLE: “Well that’s disconcerting, I wonder if there’s a football game on.”

As someone who really doesn’t go to the movies that much anymore, I remember seeing the preview to this before our screening of The Odyssey and thinking “wow that looks terrible, were the Coen brothers not available to make the actual movie it seems this wants to be?”

Look, I’m not saying the Pope should bring back the Spanish Inquisition for everyone, but maybe in some special cases? As a little treat for the rest of us?

Depression Quest (if you know you know)

You get to dunk on them SO much. It’s glorious. Just year after year of Michael Jordan windmills and then if you’ve done it right, one day they ether your entire soul out of your body with an offhand quip they made up over Discord with their friends