connor clary

it’s time for men to have hobbies again

forever obsessed with bernie’s insistence on going to political events just to cross his arms and very visibly frown

So glad the government declared that there’s only two genders! Finally this might lower the price of eggs

Trump is turning the Hunger Games into reality🙃 He is currently seeking one boy and one girl from each state to compete in athletic events for a scholarship prize. They want interested children to submit a YouTube video as their audition tape. It will be aired on ESPN. What could go wrong!

Why did we ever stop using the cowbell in music BRING BACK THE HORNY DISCO COWBELL

Tbh trump does rly act like he just fell out of a coconut tree

The flop that is the Great American State Fair starts to make sense when you remember that Trump is a NYC trust fund kid who’s never once spent time in a rural county let alone one that throws an actually great state fair

Can a brand please send me on a brand trip to the Great American State Fair so I can cover this mess like it’s Coachella

Reviewing the 2026 Supreme Court decisions 👎🏻🇺🇸

I love when people tell content creators to get a “real job” …like oh ok sorry! I’ll go do something super real, like being an investment banker! Or maybe a landlord

I just watched the first episode of HBO Neighbors and it reminded me of when I lived in the suburbs in Kansas City I had a neighbor who would leaf blow his lawn *literally* three times a day It got to the point my boyfriend and I started hallucinating leaf blower noises because it was so constant

TikTok monetization is dead thanks to US ownership. I recently posted a Pride video that got 900k views and I was paid only $32.75. Last year I posted a similar video that got 750k views but paid $356.64. If you’ve noticed that your favorite creators are starting to leave TikTok, this is why.

I neglected my sourdough starter Bert for six months and he became moldy and I genuinely feel grief as though I just murdered a member of my own family in cold blood