connor clary

it’s time for men to have hobbies again

forever obsessed with bernie’s insistence on going to political events just to cross his arms and very visibly frown

So glad the government declared that there’s only two genders! Finally this might lower the price of eggs

we used to be a country

Funniest possible result of this ballroom situation is Democrats take office in 2028 and name it some shit like the “Barack Obama Ballroom” just to spite him

Oh shit she found out about the COVID conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts going mask optional on Saturday evenings

I’m bringing a cake pop to the job interview too

Is it unprofessional to bring an iced coffee to a job interview? What if I brought a Pop Tarts Frosted S’mores Buzz Ball. What then. Life is fleeting. I haven’t had a successful job interview in five years

Fun, affordable date idea: going to the grocery store and watching the live lobster tank but not buying anything

Do bored midwestern teens still drive around for fun or is that too expensive now

Liking my own posts is a form of self care 😀❤️

It cracks me up how people will steal even the lamest looking packages off the street, like okay bro I hope you enjoy my ten dollar banana hooks 😭

eating a banana is so embarrassing like okay im really giving monkey