connor clary

it’s time for men to have hobbies again

forever obsessed with bernie’s insistence on going to political events just to cross his arms and very visibly frown

So glad the government declared that there’s only two genders! Finally this might lower the price of eggs

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a reenactment of Marina Abramović’s controversial 1974 performance art piece “Rhythm 0”

am i having a stroke

reviewing the *official* 2025 Tr*mp Halloween collection 💀

what if the government never reopens lol

sweeping cat litter off the floor

my thoughts about the flotilla which is probably the most important thing we all need to pay attention to rn

kind of insane that republicans are so determined to make health insurance as expensive as possible that the government shut down over it

I think when the government shuts down we should all get the right to commit one misdemeanor of our choosing :)

whoever is playing the distant 80s sax tunes in the background of this entire new doja cat album…I hope ur having an amazing day

can someone keep my tamagotchi alive if I get raptured