Cooper Lund

Anyway this is what you get when you have a SecDef from a morning show who only cares about “lethality”, a military campaign whose only objective is creating death to put on TV. We’re bombing Iran so we can say we’re bombing Iran and put dead Iranians and rubble on TV. It’s not war, it’s content.

Yeah man they ain’t coming back. This is going to be one of the biggest foreign policy blunders of my lifetime, and it’s entirely possible that some guy at ICE ordered it not having any clue what he was doing. This is why we used to leave foreign affairs to sensitive nerds.

I have a theory - much like how if you live in New York City for long enough you become culturally Jewish in a way, if you hang out online for too long you end up culturally Philadelphian

I think this is what’s going on with the “Pope Weak On Crime” thing as well. He’s just mad at the Pope and needs to use one of the activation phrases for all of his followers, it’s just that “soft on crime” is such a funny one to pick.

I keep seeing this and all they’re doing is making it so you automatically enroll for the Selective Service, which you already legally had to do at 18. Most states already do this when you get a driver’s license.

*Monster Mash voice* Pope weak on crime

*clearly perplexed* Twins in first place

Telling the cat that the Pope is weak on crime

The Pope is bad on transit, insists on driving his personal car (the Popemobile)

“The Pope is weak on crime” is going to rattle around in there for a good, long time

It’s really too bad that he doesn’t have a character limit because “The Pope is WEAK on Crime and terrible for Foreign Policy” would have been far more effective messaging

You know, it never feels great to pay your taxes but it sure feels a lot worse to do it this year

This is correct and I’m so happy that Rockstar was so dedicated to their vision of a Wild West simulator that subverted expectations that they made a game that kinda sucks to play