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Shadowboxing the apocalypse and wandering the land

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Cooper Lund·Sep 18

I wrote a bit about the predominant emotions of being online and how they're a trap that we all should do better at escaping. I think it works to explain the bad vibes around here recently.

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Cooper Lund·Sep 14

Yeah man they ain’t coming back. This is going to be one of the biggest foreign policy blunders of my lifetime, and it’s entirely possible that some guy at ICE ordered it not having any clue what he was doing. This is why we used to leave foreign affairs to sensitive nerds.

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Cooper Lund·Sep 15

I have a theory - much like how if you live in New York City for long enough you become culturally Jewish in a way, if you hang out online for too long you end up culturally Philadelphian

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I have a job with a salary, I deserve a sponge that doesn’t smell like that

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How come we don’t get sci-fi where the planet’s moon is a big ball of gas?

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President Trump thank you for making the GOP accept responsibility for the shutdown

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It sure is a nice city

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Cooper Lund·6h

Democrats are mom and Republicans are dad and mom’s the one who says you should follow the rules. Dad’s the fun one who thinks the rules are for suckers, and you’re a nerd for liking mom.

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Democrats are mom and Republicans are dad and mom’s the one who says you should follow the rules. Dad’s the fun one who thinks the rules are for suckers, and you’re a nerd for liking mom.

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Cooper Lund·10h

God fuck this guy

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Cooper Lund·12h

I think that we should probably cool it on the "Trey Yesavage is saving baseball" stuff a bit. I scrolled his IG following today and that guy's a mega-chud. You're setting yourself up for disappointment when he turns out to be a normal baseball player (derogatory).

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Cooper Lund·12h

I can't believe this guy's not connecting with voters in Virginia

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Cooper Lund·17h

Canadian Hero Uses Beloved Canadian @karenho.bsky.social's Term in Article www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

And once there, he made history, striking out more batters than any previous rookie in a World Series start.

"I saw something on Instagram that someone took a video of me on my phone saying I was locked in," Yesavage said, "but I was just doomscrolling on TikTok and Instagram reels. I just keep it as chill as possible. I don't change anything I say to myself, but I'm also just here to go to work. I try not to think about anything."
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