Dana Gould

Many progressives are hesitant to support Gov. Newson because of his obvious, blatant political opportunism. When blatant political opportunism works in your favor, embrace it. Politicians are tools. Use them properly.

Wow. This outrageous provocation is almost enough to make me forget The Epstein Files. But not quite.

Tue. March 10th Mill Valley CA. One night. One show. www.throckmortontheatre.org/events/eejjf...

Fun Fact!! Russia is providing intel to the Iranian military on the location of US troops. Meanwhile, the US is lifting tariffs in Russian oil to counteract the supply disruption caused by the war. Russia helps Iran kill US soldiers, and we reward them financially for their efforts. #WINNING

“Look, I knew if my wife f%#%ed that guy I’d punch her in the face. Then that guy would come to my work and start some shit, but I’m already on probation at work, so I killed that guy before she could f%#% him and now my job is safe!”

Benjamin Netanyahu with a valuable lesson for everyone: “You can achieve the impossible if you’re patient enough to wait for someone stupid enough to do it.” newrepublic.com/post/207228/...

“God moves and works through us. God has no other hands but our hands.” That’s not going to go over well with a lot of religious people, but I like the sentiment.

Having a wife.

“I would never dirty my hands by voting for the lesser of two evils,” he typed into a phone built by Chinese slave labor.

Literally, sternly-worded letter. You can’t make this stuff up.