Jon Danziger

Just heard back for a student who I called out and threatened to fail for using ChatGPT on two papers -- begging for mercy and a second chance. (Of course.) Fear my power.

I’m too scared to ride the subway, so let’s invade Chicago

So he’s not dead? Is he at least in pain? Soiling himself?

Aside from being a horrifying idea, it is grimly hilarious that they are doing this to a movie about a family that is undone by new technology. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

You were supposed to feed my hunger for attention, but NOT LIKE THIS

One is reminded of William Howard Taft stowing away in the dessert cart from the Blue Room to avoid still more discussion of tariffs

“Maybe the *real* beasts are the ones that slouched towards Bethlehem along the way.” — W. B. Yeats

If you liked my post, it’s because you’re smart and I’m a genius. If you’re criticizing me it’s because you’re stupid and can’t recognize a joke, also you’re probably racist

“While it has two holes, for my arms, it cleverly only has one for my head!” Why are you asking me to review a T shirt I bought from you WHY

My man out here posting Koufax numbers

Getting melanoma to own the libs

I want one of those Big Short-style markets where I can just bet against my man Derek.