Jon Danziger

How many New York Times editors does it take to change a light bulb? The failure of the light bulb has led to greater scrutiny of the Mamdani campaign.

I’m too scared to ride the subway, so let’s invade Chicago

So he’s not dead? Is he at least in pain? Soiling himself?

Aside from being a horrifying idea, it is grimly hilarious that they are doing this to a movie about a family that is undone by new technology. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

This is amazing, he should say it louder and more often.

You're nothing to me now, Andrew. You're not a brother. You're not a friend. I don't want to see you at the palaces. I don't want you near my house.

What if Biden had appointed Charles III as attorney general instead of Merrick Garland?

What a story for the grandchildren

It rocks for Gen X that Sting is now Lawrence Welk. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

My dad used to say, “Every day you don’t sell a stock, you buy it.” Platner looked at that Nazi tattoo every day for years and years, and knew precisely what it was, and was fine with it.

Is this some kind of Halloween prank, perhaps an attempt to be the Bluesky Borowitz? You must be so happy on X!

I’m going as Your Call Is Very Important To Us

The Dodgers suck, but was that the Twin Peaks theme on the organ?

Vote for me, I’m a nasty racist piece of shit.