Jon Danziger

Just want to take a moment to express my love for America’s librarians. I have spent the week contacting many of them about vintage porn and erotica - working on the entry for “blow” is fun! - and they have uniformly responded quickly and with grace and good humor.

I’m too scared to ride the subway, so let’s invade Chicago

So he’s not dead? Is he at least in pain? Soiling himself?

Aside from being a horrifying idea, it is grimly hilarious that they are doing this to a movie about a family that is undone by new technology. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

The new Death of a Salesman revival really is quite something.

Damn, even Goebbels didn't wear white before Memorial Day

My man, keeping a close eye on the bullshit

Cinnamon is filth.

Life Magazine publishes stills from Zapruder film, putting renewed focus on Dallas traffic patterns

Honestly? Would watch

If you did this on the job, you would be fired. If your parent or grandparent did this, you would be in the doctor’s office immediately. For the party of Lincoln, this is just a Thursday.

I can't trigger nuclear armageddon, I have to shitpost about Rosie O'Donnell

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds, greatly.

Not the most important thing, but it is deeply funny that with “Let me be even more blunt,” he is channeling the cadence of Jack Woltz.