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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. YouTuber. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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Darth Putin·Apr 19

Day 1517 of my 3 day war. My war now last 100 days longer than our involvement on the allied side* of WW2. We control 30% less of Ukraine than we did 100 days after it started. I remain a master strategist.

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Darth Putin·Sep 4

Have you noticed when Russia gets long range weapons from Iran and soldiers from North Korea that it isn’t an escalation?

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Darth Putin·Aug 27

Is anybody really surprised an adjudged rapist is blaming the victim of an attack?

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Darth Putin·Sep 13

We don't do propaganda to make you believe something. It's to make you believe nothing. So you do nothing.

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Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been fucked up for so many by so few.

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Darth Putin·15h

The further Putinisation of America. Intelligence which displeases the Dear Leader is dismissed.

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For some reason as soon as you mention Russia's genocide, a particular crowd automatically assume it means you support Israel's. It has no basis in fact, reason or logic. But those are the tools of imperialism

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Good time to remind everyone of @zackpolanski.bsky.social's wise words, based on his knowledge of acts that constitute it... "Putin has never threatened genocide" kyivindependent.com/explosions-r...

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OTD in 1955 the Warsaw Pact was formed. A Russian led ‘defensive' alliance that repeatedly attacked itself, its members mysteriously left as soon as they could.

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An aircraft carrier that doesn't produce more smoke than an erupting volcano? What imperialist MI6 wizardry is this??

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OTD in 1901 Witold Pilecki was born. He voluntarily entered Auschwitz to prove its existence and was later shot by Stalin's secret police for “working with foreign imperialism”.

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If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it’s a duck, demands you prove it's a duck, accuses you of being a duck, says your dog is a duck, and that it won't shit on your grass anymore if you just give it your garden to shit in, it’s a Kremlin duck 🦆

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The precedent goes back much further than 1997. In 1774 we signed the treaty of Kucuk Kaynara which recognised Crimea as Ottoman. We violated it in 1783 and invaded.

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