Derek Sheen

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Trump is so weak and terrified of being exposed in the Epstein files, he’s going to use the U.S. military, the National Guard and the FBI to terrorize the homeless in DC. That is what cowardly men do when they feel threatened; they attack the vulnerable. Real weak chinned, low-T shit.

Fixed that Cracker Barrel logo…

What an odious yutz. We need to cut bait on establishment Dems for good.

If you need a palette cleanse, here’s a piece that showed up and got stuck in my head last night, and I had figure out how to play it before I could sleep. I can’t wait to see where this goes…

Derek Sheen: The lies linking me to having two working penises need to end today. I never had two working penises and my email about having two working penises cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence about my not having two working penises.

And the markets will go up again, enriching his pals who bought the dip and then he’ll go back to threatening them again and the market will fall and his pals will buy the dip and he’ll go back on his threats and rinse/repeat.

No matter what happens, I think we can all agree that Stephen Miller should have all his skin peeled off and fed to weasels. I probably need to drink more water…

What they eat says a lot about them. For example, that plate says “I like my omelettes like my leaders: barren, flavorless, overcooked and with steamed asparagus for no fucking reason”.

“Hell Will Reign!”

None of these people will survive the purge that is coming. (Eats a Snickers…waits…nope, I meant what I said.)

Wow. Such energy. I’m absolutely sure his speech tonight will be concise, succinct and on point with no rambling, mumbling or demented vamping whatsoever.

The pastor from "Footloose" is now the US Attorney for DC