Derek Sheen

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Trump is so weak and terrified of being exposed in the Epstein files, he’s going to use the U.S. military, the National Guard and the FBI to terrorize the homeless in DC. That is what cowardly men do when they feel threatened; they attack the vulnerable. Real weak chinned, low-T shit.

Fixed that Cracker Barrel logo…

I kinda hope this all ends with somebody force feeding Mike Johnson his own jewelry and cash before pushing him into a crowd of starving people and yelling “THERE’S MONEY INSIDE OF HIM!”.

Shot/Chaser:

Hide the Ketchup

"America First"

It's not a bug, it's a feature...of actual white supremacists and neo-Nazis who've been trying to infiltrate our government, to legitimize their movement, for years. I mean, c'mon, that haircut screams racial epithets at babies.

You guys remember that episode of the Twilight Zone where the world is reduced to rubble in a nuclear holocaust and the lone survivor is all, “I finally have time enough at last to try a buttplug without embarrassment or judgement!” and then he falls and breaks his only ass? Weird episode.

Funny, because I consider myself a bit of a billionaire economist myself.

A master what now?…

What’s Stephen Miller’s favorite game? Nahtzee!!

I don’t know anyone on the left who is afraid of retaliation or retribution by their own side. But I can point to a LOT of people on the right who live in abject fear of pissing off members their of their own base. It’s always projection with these them: the calls are coming from inside the house.