Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror

Y'all need to stop liking and sharing all these videos, apparently, USA Today has "contacted the White House and Booker for comment." 😂😳😂 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

“We Only Have This One War Left.” — Europe and Zelenskyy Nod Politely for 45 Minutes

"Everybody’s corrupt—but you?" Bernie & RFK Jr. Go Full C-SPAN Celebrity Deathmatch

Tucker Baby asks Ted Cruz Baby how many people live in Iran — Cruz fumbles, stammers, and faceplants into a diaper. 👶💥🍼

“I put a 20% tariff… I reduced it by 10%.” — Trump’s Air Force One recap of Xi meeting 🇨🇳

“Families and children… are going to go hungry.” — Mike Johnson on SNAP, TSA, and the Nuclear Arsenal? 👀

“It was a very small building.” — Trump takes questions on the East Wing demolition

Another week of radio silence from Pampers on our sponsorship pitch. Grab a mug, sticker, mouse pad, T-shirt—anything to keep the chaos rolling. 🍼 Less than nine weeks until Christmas, just saying. 🎄🎅 https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com

“The fraud is mind-boggling.” — alleged NBA game-fixing, 11 states, and a mob cameo

“It takes two to tango.” — Trump pitches a Putin–Zelenskyy cease-fire, Rutte referees

“Americans have foreign war fatigue… we need our tomahawks too.” — Zelenskyy’s tightrope between NATO and “now”

“I’m not a king. I work my ass off.” — Air Force One gaggle on “no kings” and the Insurrection Act

Can someone call AWS and tell them the internet needs their babies today? 🤦🏼‍♂️

We tried paying for AI video credits in Cheerios. They said no. Help us keep production rolling (and maybe retire our dinosaur of a computer). Grab a mug or three — lots of fresh baby merch this week. Not too soon to start snagging those Christmas party gifts. 🎄👶