Evan Greer

Welp, I somehow deleted my original post, so... can y'all do me a big favor and pretend this is brand new & react with surprised excitement and give it a reskeet? My new song $5 featuring my alt-rock heroes @eve6.bsky.social is out now! New album AMAB/ACAB 9/19/25 on @getbetterrecords.bsky.social!

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books

Props to the CBS News anchor who had to read this statement from MSG on the air with a straight face 🙏

Over my dead body

sorry but this is hilarious "In an unsigned statement, a Madison Square Garden spokesperson said that people have been recognizing each other’s faces since the beginning of time and now it’s just done electronically."

Madison Square Garden is one of the only venues in the US using facial recognition surveillance on every person that walks through the doors. We're going to get that number down to zero. gothamist.com/news/momentu...

Great @wired.com reporting on our press conference today with @shahanafrombk.bsky.social outside Madison Square Garden www.wired.com/story/new-yo...

Great turnout for our press conference outside MSG today! Photos and quotes here www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2026-08...

Gonna be at @hope.net tomorrow and Saturday. Hit me up if you’re there (or if you’re just in nyc and wanna catch up!) if you’re at HOPE catch my talk on Saturday: “Stop ‘thinking of’ the children. Start listening to them.” schedule.hope.net/hope26/talks....

"Historians are divided on whether the third wave of woke was the wackest, similar to ska music. Records preserved from a primitive and short lived experimental digital communication tool known as Bloo-Sky seem to indicate that Woke 1.0 was actually in fact quite good. Perhaps we will never know."

bro woke 1 was weak and counterrevolutionary woke zero all the way

If it weren’t so dangerous it would be funny that the “think of the children” crowd have squandered all the energy that could have gone toward real regulation of Big Tech and used it to push for age verification laws that just enrich a different set of tech billionaires