It鈥檚 funny how phones have made clock towers obsolete. Like now I can just google images of clock towers whenever I want
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路Aug 27
Melting my computer into a pure computer ingot
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路Sep 5
You ever notice that birds won't go near a scarecrow, but if you put a real man of flesh and blood on a wooden stake in a field, they'll peck out his eyes
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路6d
I like that imitation crab is still just blended fish lol. Like it鈥檚 not a vegan alternative. Imagine if tofurkey was just chicken with food coloring
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路6d
Some relatable jokes
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路Jun 1
Title art for da special. Done in watercolor by my friend Eileen who is @ soupywoman on IG .
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路May 22
Nominative Determinism would be a beautiful name for a baby, depending on how their life plays out
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路May 22
The zoo should have one big enclosure in the middle where all the animals can mingle
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路May 22
Glue Sommelier: Some glues are more for eating, some are more for huffing, but I think you鈥檒l find our rubber cement to be quite versatile
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路May 8
New Orleans is next !
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路May 8
Nice racist joke dude! I couldn鈥檛 help but notice that your real political goals align with that though
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路May 5
The same way we have massive undersea cables that connect everyone to the internet, we should have massive undersea pipelines that connect all the world鈥檚 sewage into one big poop network
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Benny Feldman 馃馃馃悹路May 3
Billions of years ago, Mother Earth and Father Time had a child - Life.
(Freeze frame, record scratch) But now, they just had their second child. Introducing Paul! He's a fast wet rock
