Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠

It’s funny how phones have made clock towers obsolete. Like now I can just google images of clock towers whenever I want

Melting my computer into a pure computer ingot

You ever notice that birds won't go near a scarecrow, but if you put a real man of flesh and blood on a wooden stake in a field, they'll peck out his eyes

Live editing my poops by squeezing my hole intermittently

Grimes is trad futurism

Wikipedia has a page for every type of gambling. Poker, slot machines, horse racing, you name it. They know the history, all the rules, the biggest casinos, even the laws. No wonder they're always asking for money

Commenting on a friend's awkward childhood picture "Trama Plot Vibes"

A ship in harbor is safe. Nice and safe. All snuggled & tucked in <3

Duck penises are like a crazy corkscrew. And duck pussy is apparently really complicated like a labyrinth. That's probably why they like breadcrumbs so much. It’s how the males pull out, they use a trail to find their way back out of the maze

Don’t take comedy seriously dude. All I said was you look like a bloated whale. It’s just a joke. Sure, I’m calling you ugly and fat and I mean it, but it’s just meant for everyone to laugh at you about

It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality

Whenever new knowledge is carved over the architecture of reality, I’m like bro… I was still reading that …

Obviously jokes have an underlying actual meaning. Obviously obviously obviously. If you call someone a whale, you are calling them fat. Of course elements like context and irony matter. But those change the meaning, they don’t take meaning away entirely