Frank Conniff

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?

Mainstream media's Charlie Kirk narrative: Sure, he believed LGBTQ people should be stoned to death, black people are inferior and unqualified, women are only meant to serve men, 10 year old girls should be forced to give birth. But he meant well.

But white people do have a homeland: the Real Time with Bill Maher writers room.

Country Joe McDonald was great, but his anti-war songs are pertinent only if you happened to be around back in 2026. Rest In Peace.

Fox News: “We regret showing outdated footage of Trump at the dignified transfer not wearing a baseball hat, thus failing to honor the fallen by informing our viewers that the hat, normally $55, is on sale at the MAGA merch store for $29.99 for a limited time only.”

Sometimes Billy likes to not give a shit from a higher perch. #Caturday

Hamnet is basically The Pitt, but there are no doctors or nurses anywhere to be found.

If you are so close-minded that you think Trump and the GOP are never right about anything ever, it means you’ve been brainwashed by the absolute irrefutable fact that Trump and the GOP are never right about anything ever.

“You’ll never make Mother of the Year, lady!” Let this be a warning. If you toss your baby into a garbage can, Sgt. Joe Friday is going to roast battle your ass like a motherfucker.

Regardless of what you think about Trump’s war with Iran, you have to admit we‘ve never been safer from the threat of elementary schoolgirls than we are now.

The iPhones journalists used to call up and chat with Trump don’t have the new upgrade that enables follow-up questions.

For a moment I felt bad for Teressa Graves. Then I realized, oh, it’s Get Kristi Noem that got canceled.