Gary Peterson 🇺🇸

“When freedom comes knocking, don’t miss out by waiting on the toilet.” -Abraham Lincoln

I’m so proud of my daughter, who is always there to greet our President after he exits the royal shitter.

With Judge Jeanine and Pete Hegseth in charge, America is back and ready to drink all other countries under the table! #winning

While on my morning drive, I was thrilled to see the masses enjoying my art.

With one phone call, President Trump has turned a loss into a win, and we can now celebrate America’s victory over Belgium, with the World Cup trophy on its way to rest comfortably in the Oval Office.

On this happy 4th of July, be sure you celebrate 250 years like our finest American icons, President Trump, Gondy, and Christ Jesus sipping on a cold one and telling campfire tales to honor the world’s first country to invent democracy. #4thJuly

The White House has brought all American icons together to celebrate July 4th.

The communist Supreme Court obviously didn’t read the constitution as written by our founders President Washington and Christopher Columbus, which states all naturally born citizens must be as American as Christ himself, with a footnote that only the first two amendments matter.

I as well have never pleased my wife.

Have you gotten your Freedom 250 tickets yet? You’re missing out on enough hard piping Straightriotism to melt butter on Zeus’s pecks. I hope this festival never ends!

Night 1 of Freedom 250 was even more beautiful than expected. President Trump’s love for class would make our founding fathers proud.

Lee Greenwood couldn’t be more thrilled that yours truly, America’s favorite mall Santa, jumped in the drivers seat to take him directly to Freedom 250.

The British know that no one does soccer like America, which is why the World Cup trophy already has its place in President Trump’s Oval Office.

The White House will bring us back to the time of our Lord.