Gary Peterson 🇺🇸

“When freedom comes knocking, don’t miss out by waiting on the toilet.” -Abraham Lincoln

I’m so proud of my daughter, who is always there to greet our President after he exits the royal shitter.

With Judge Jeanine and Pete Hegseth in charge, America is back and ready to drink all other countries under the table! #winning

While on my morning drive, I was thrilled to see the masses enjoying my art.

God bless these patriots for cleaning the Trump Hollywood star the way our president would want.

I’ve got a good feeling about our new Interim AG.

What did Cricket know and when did he know it??

No Kings is just a distraction from the real party at CPAC.

Wokesters shout No Kings because President Trump is our first leader with the spirit of the mighty Fairo, who with Christ as his foreman, built the great pyramids of Egypt, which the left wants to replace with a statue of gay Spider-Man eating pickles.

Prices are down under President Trump!

So proud of my daughter, as she wakes up every morning to sing our national anthem God Bless the USA, in falsetto opera, as President Trump leaves for work.

Stephen Colbert doesn’t understand Lord of the Rings, otherwise he’d know Jr Tolkien created Gandorf the Brave in the image of President Trump, who would’ve supplied the whole village with enough magic rings to make sure the good fortune, low mule prices, and winning never ends.

After Cadbury’s War on Easter, I’ll be giving the visitors in my mall village fresh eggs straight from the farm.

Once again, the Oscar nominations exclude quality patriotic cinema, because they hate when movies promote good conservative values that speak to our Straightriotism. #Oscars