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Jason O. Gilbert

@gilbertjasono.bsky.social

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“comedy” writer for “television”

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Jason O. Gilbert·Mar 25

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

kash patel looking dumbfounded at a hearing
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Jason O. Gilbert·Jul 8

Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment

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Jason O. Gilbert·Jul 14

They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time

screnshot of CNN interview with Rahm Emmanuel. You can scan a QR code "for Full interview with Rahm Emanuel"
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Disrespectful to Kobe

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Jason O. Gilbert·Apr 5

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Jonathan Majors (also to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Fell through a window

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Jason O. Gilbert·Apr 1

LOOPER (2012)

MLB scorebox. The pitcher is named Harris and the batter is Harris II
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Jason O. Gilbert·Mar 27

Wow: 72% of voters now believe that Fleishman is in trouble — a Trump 2nd-term high.

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Jason O. Gilbert·Mar 5

Rest now, Kristi. We have the watch. I'll see you at CPAC Tallahassee

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Jason O. Gilbert·Mar 5

Why does this email from Chick Fil A make it sound like I'm about to die

Email from Chick Fil a. The subject is "One final cup. One classic meal."
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Jason O. Gilbert·Feb 22

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

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Jason O. Gilbert·Feb 22

I'll put a twist on this: I love the opening dance scene in CLIMAX, and have watched it multiple times, but I wouldn't watch any other part of that movie again.

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Jason O. Gilbert·Feb 10

(lips pressed incomprehensibly close to the microphone) Bunghazi

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Jason O. Gilbert·Feb 9

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

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