shauna

me every single day

there is nothing more american than news of a political shooting being interrupted by news of a school shooting

i love love love that stephen colbert is winning all these emmys on cbs, the same network that cowardly canceled his show

when a killer isn’t the leftie you hoped for

i wasn’t feeling particularly patriotic right now anyway but now i know i can fully ignore the “festivities” and miss nothing

trump’s biggest superpower is the ability to tell his most ardent supporters what idiots they are for believing his promises and knowing they’ll just say “please sir can i have another”

ask me what i learned in college and i won’t recite academic knowledge — i’ll tell you “it taught me how to think critically”

then show the real footage you cowards

just can’t imagine why there’s a male loneliness epidemic

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

trump has numbed me to a lot of things but the lack of fucking respect will never stop galling me

i come from a military family. my dad retired as a colonel. my nephew’s an army ranger who did 4 tours. but if i had a kid thinking about joining the service right now? i’d put my body between them and the recruiters. no one should sacrifice their lives in service to donald fucking trump.

ok seriously what the hell kinda alien technology allowed Jayson Tatum to fully heal a ruptured achilles and come back and play at this level in TEN MONTHS

not even november yet and our move to redistrict is already having all the right outcomes