shauna

literally every time I talk to friends

there is nothing more american than news of a political shooting being interrupted by news of a school shooting

i love love love that stephen colbert is winning all these emmys on cbs, the same network that cowardly canceled his show

when a killer isn’t the leftie you hoped for

brunson also left money on the table when he signed with the knicks, basically saying "use this to help surround me with a team that can win a championship." they seem to understand the extra money won't meaningfully improve their lives, but winning a ring will.

like “politician”

there are millions of this guy and they’re all in my replies

k bye www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

forget the squats how do i get a rack like that

yes.

you know how tsunamis don’t seem insidious until they surge and destroy everything? yeah that’s basically what sportsbooks and the prediction markets are doing to millions of bank accounts right now

all i want is a timelime where news stories don't appear to be written by throwing a handful of magnetic poetry at a fridge

blue states often send more to the federal government than we get back so i say we just stop sending it

once again: they ain't leaving. they didn't leave NYC and they won't leave CA. they'll performatively mewl about what victims they are while paying new taxes that basically amount to the loose change some people keep in their car's cupholders.