shauna

yes i post about politics and taylor swift and sports and muppets. get you a girl who’s a human junk drawer.

there is nothing more american than news of a political shooting being interrupted by news of a school shooting

i love love love that stephen colbert is winning all these emmys on cbs, the same network that cowardly canceled his show

when a killer isn’t the leftie you hoped for

the question shouldn’t be whether he’ll vote for mamdani, it should be “why would you even consider voting for a sex pest who perpetrated meemaw murders during covid”

and then her nose grew so long it doinked the camera like an errant field goal bouncing off the uprights

just sit him in a bubble bath with his toy submarine and let him go “vroom vroom” and make splashy noises, same diff

fixed it

"21% of sports bettors say they’ve verbally abused an athlete, in person or online [...] 60% of Americans now express skepticism about the integrity of sport [...] Nearly half of men 18-49 have an online sports betting account." i used to work for a sportsbook. i don't miss it. (gift link)

isn’t there a movie that starts this way

[trump sputters out of a mid-morning nap] MUH NOBEL

lil mikey’s home state of louisiana has the second-highest percentage of US residents on snap — almost 1 in every 5 louisianans receive benefits www.cbpp.org/research/foo...

“Republicans are feeling volcanic heat from below, as supporters face dramatically increasing health insurance premiums, especially in states without expanded Medicaid coverage. Food stamps benefit plenty of Republicans, too.” great piece from @editorialboard.bsky.social