Guy Fawkes News

He’s fkng lying. I was never fully 💯 on the Butler assassination attempt being staged. I am now.

Bound to happen. You can’t tariff Heard and McDonald islands and expect the penguins to just sit there and take it.

Hero — Zero

Every dictator throughout history deserved a tent peg booted up his ass.

“Oil? What oil? We don’t want Venezuelan oil. And Canada has nothing to worry about. We’re friends!”

Could we leave Addison Barger in for the whole game tonight please? Kthnxbai