Hayes Brown

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this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

The plane being a White Elephant gift is the funniest turn this saga could have taken

Y-you- you’re thinking about this all wrong, as if I had the Epstein files back in a safe. The Epstein files aren’t here — the Epstein files are in Joe’s house, and Mrs. Menklin’s house, and a hundred others

NY Post: MAMDANI TRAMPLES CARRIAGE INDUSTRY, HORSE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE GALLOPS TO NEW RECORD

10 years ago today, the Obama admin dropped what it predicted would be a major bombshell: Russia was meddling in the 2016 election A few hours later, the Access Hollywood tape and left the carefully worded statement all but forgotten until after Trump’s victory www.buzzfeednews.com/article/haye...

My “bond markets functioning” t-shirt, etc.

this is apparently at a Hispanic Heritage Month celebration which makes this both more and less bizarre. Just casually making up new xenophilic (I guess?) stereotypes on a Wednesday afternoon.

new from me: i dug into the White House’s “uh these are just public service announcements” defense for the taxpayer-funded propaganda ads. it’s all bad but the wildest part is them using LITERAL WARTIME PROPAGANDA as a historical precedent to say this is all fine

i got one of my favorite kickers in ages published this weekend www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

man I miss shitty photoshop sometimes. it was much funnier to imagine future archaeologists hunched over an image trying to count the pixels as the ancient texts warned them to seek out falsehood

I don’t know a perception filter dropped or something but walking around today I clocked no fewer than five businesses with signage that was clearly AI-generated when before I’d seen zero