Hayes Brown

[taps sign]

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

The plane being a White Elephant gift is the funniest turn this saga could have taken

Y-you- you’re thinking about this all wrong, as if I had the Epstein files back in a safe. The Epstein files aren’t here — the Epstein files are in Joe’s house, and Mrs. Menklin’s house, and a hundred others

"Being fully fired might have been more of a kindness, as it would have freed her up to carve a new path — or at least write a tell-all book."

v low priority thought: i just think it's funny that trump has moved to rename precisely zero things after his wife and kids

I look away and come back and the war has gotten even dumber

this timeline refuses to challenge the “dumbest dystopia” accusations

the pentagon said it was about letting an outside company put restrictions on the military. but anthropic’s redlines show how the bar is low enough to be in hell for what counts as responsibility from an AI company

we are losing our queer icons.

"As much as Trump wants to present America as a utopia under his benevolent rule, there is no need for a dictator without a healthy dose of fear among the populace."

looks like the one hangup from the liberals was the need to invoke the "major questions" doctrine since less weighted interpretations would've sufficed. but on the main substance all six agreed that the "emergency powers" use of tariffs doesn't fly

"Maybe McLaughlin is one of the PR specialists for whom a job is a job is a job — but at some point, even the most studied amorality tips into immorality. There are some asks that are so great that they can’t be fully shed like a cloak at the doorway when returning home each night."

of all my many questions, the absolute top is "why the hell is RFK Jr wearing jeans at the spa"