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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)

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I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)·Sep 13

Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family? It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)·Sep 11

The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things: 1. Cops are bad at their jobs 2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)·Sep 12

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

Facebook post from the Charlie Kirk assassin's mom from Christmas of 2013: "almost forgot Tyler! He can totally avoid us now that he got all of the computer accessories he's been wanting." And a picture of her son on a laptop with headphones in
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)·6h

That video of McConnell being taken in the ambulance makes the medical emergency look significantly less dire than it was initially reported.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)·20h

The title of this OregonLive article is, "New Oregon governor poll shows Tina Kotek and Christine Drazan race is far from settled". Wow! Shocking! Must be a pretty reputable poll to make the news, right? Well... oregonlive.com share.google/maFgLvQFR4L6...

Nearly half of survey respondents — 48% — said they would likely or definitely vote for Drazan if the election were held today, compared to 44% for Kotek. The poll was conducted by Public Opinion Strategies, a national Republican-aligned polling firm, and surveyed 600 registered voters across Oregon by telephone between June 22 and 24.
The campaign has not shared the exact survey questions or detailed breakdowns of responses, making it difficult to draw independent conclusions about the results. Also, while the poll showed Drazan leading Kotek, the difference was within the poll’s margin of error of plus or minus 4 percentage points.
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I know the tendency is to say the movie PCU aged poorly. I'm just not sure I agree. "Performative wokeness can be annoying sometimes but the people who hate it most are little Nazi weasels" kinda holds up as a message.

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jesse eisenberg played mark zuckerberg so well I've hated him for more than a decade and apparently he's now donating his kidney to a stranger i can admit when i judged someone poorly

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idk i hear he's friends with a lady who murdered an innocent man

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I've found myself rewatching The Bone Temple multiple times now after wondering, "Could it have been as good as I remember? All the people who didn't like it must have had a point." And no, I think most people are just dead inside.

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This logic, if widely accepted, could make homosexuality more acceptable to Christians while at the same time making threesomes a whole lot cooler.

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somebody get Frank Miller on the phone

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Apparently Ryan Grim thinks "texting about needing a massage" means you can never be raped, interesting

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i promise not to heat my home unless it is literally freezing as long as it can be 68 degrees indoors all summer this is an easy compromise for me

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