Sir Jack Caramac

I am stunned. I didn't realise there was still room on the scale to be more right-wing than Charlie Kirk.

"I'm sorry, Sir, I'm afraid they're still talking about the Epstein Files." #releasetheepsteinfiles

Mike Parry: "kids don't know anything about the Battle of Britain. I have first hand experience, as my dad joined the Navy in 1940 to fight it." Jeremy Vine: "Though the battle was in the air." Mike Parry: "Mainly". Please, please, please...I beg you...stop being so damn STUPID.

Breaking: Donald Trump proudly posts the results of his last cognition test on Truth Social.

Take care, folks.

Reform as a visual metaphor.

I hope you had a good Halloween 👍

I never want to hear this man's name again, unless its being read out in court whilst he's being charged with treason.

Footage leaks of a concerned Kemi Badenoch hacking into Harriet Herman's website to help her out with security problems.

Innit.

Comic News: Reform's bid to tap into a younger audience, released today, is judged by critics as 'a misfire'.

Motorhead gig, early 1980s. An audience member shouts out: "I can't hear the vocals!" Lemmy responds: "You should think yourself lucky, chief." As you were.

Stewart Lee: "and of course, the BBC have now embraced a panel policy, whereby they allot a space to someone who knows a bit what they're talking about, and then also someone who's wrong".