Jackie Kashian

@jackiekashian.bsky.social

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🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian 📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more! 🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧

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Jackie Kashian·Mar 6

We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all...that life at any price has no value whatever; that life is nothing without the privileges, the prides, the rights, the joys that make it worth living and also worth giving...

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Jackie Kashian·Sep 5

more of this

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Jackie Kashian·Aug 20

remember when we all started boycotting Target in Jan bc they ACTIVELY jumped on the anti-dei (being all sad about diversity helping businesses) knobjob train? And then they lost 12Billion dollars? Remember that was Black Activism that told us what to do. And it worked. Credit where credit is due.

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Jackie Kashian·Aug 24

if you think rural keeps you safe: “Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security Tricia McLaughlin then accused the town of “reckless reliance” on the department’s E-Verify program.” translated: “don’t trust our website-can’t you see he’s Black?” #tacoknobjob www.uppermichiganssource.com/2025/08/19/p...

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Jackie Kashian·9h

what on earth? this gives me hope the people that created earth day and sesame street (or their grandchildren) are SOMEWHERE in our federal system.

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Jackie Kashian·11h

i don’t see that much cool hotel art. this was cool! one show tonight- one tomorrow- san diego. jackiekashian.com

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it’s pretty great to watch taco knobjob suck on china’s dick to get their backing against saudi arabia. end of empire indeed. granted, i never wanted empire - but i did want the ideals of the declaration of independence and the best parts of the constitution. ah well. we will carry on.

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Jackie Kashian·1d

this story about my stepmother might have just become part of my set. just needs a couple punchlines:) - storytelling show 15odd years ago

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Jackie Kashian·2d

this will be fun

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Jackie Kashian·3d

This is from a set at JFL IN 2003 Before “Obamacare.” Well thanks Obama for making this joke about my dad moot. I said MOOT!

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Jackie Kashian·6d

LA here: Karen Bass is the first mayor in 6 or 15 (depending on sources) YEARS to have a drop in numbers of unhoused. She used the state money for hotels and apartments. It’s 2% to 4% (again sourced vary) and there has been some recidivism. But damn. I asked Andy why people hated her so much and

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Jackie Kashian·6d

tonight may 9 9:30pm headlining set at flappers. see some of the alter-kashian material and 20 new min! i win if you come. jackiekashian.com/tour-dates #burbank #flappers #laurahouse

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Jackie Kashian·May 9

yeah. this guy has had it real hard

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Jackie Kashian·May 8

my first special - 2014 - 3rd album of same name - is back on my youtube. enjoy youtu.be/wJWVCf9axHU?...

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