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Jeff Tiedrich

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Jeff Tiedrich·Sep 12

where does the left go to get its apology

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Jeff Tiedrich·Sep 11

violent rhetoric from the right starts all the way from the president at the top, and goes all the way down to the fringe randos. violent rhetoric from the left is confined to the fringe randos. can you spot the difference

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Jeff Tiedrich·Aug 29

it shouldn't be easier to get a gun in America than the covid vaccine

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Jeff Tiedrich·19h

MAGA loves to whine about inflation under Joe Biden, but they all seem to have forgotten that Biden inherited an utter economic shambles that Donny created, and fixed it faster than any other country. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain it. link is here: bit.ly/4ge3XNM

never mind that Biden’s inflation wasn’t the self-inflicted result of some disastrous clusterfuck of a don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war on Iran that shut down the Strait of Hormuz and skyrocketed the price of every fucking thing.

everyone seems to have forgotten that Joe Biden inherited an economy in tatters, brought on by a botched pandemic response that got dumped in his lap from the pants-shitting waste of space currently occupying the Oval Bordello.

remember supply chain issues? remember not being able to buy toilet paper?

the entire MAGAsphere should be getting down on its scabby little knees to thank Joe Biden for skillfully bringing us out of that pandemic, and rebuilding the US economy at a faster rate than any other country on Earth.

Joe Biden made the lives of We the People better. what the fuck has Sean Duffy done to make anyone’s life better?

jack shit, that’s what.
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Jeff Tiedrich·20h

MAGA can't ever take responsibility for their own fuck-ups. it's so much easier just to blame Joe Biden. thank for your attention to today's post, in which I take this shit-kazoos to task. also: Piss-Drunk Pete disgracefully mistreats the USS Abraham Lincoln sailors. link is here: bit.ly/4ge3XNM

picture this: it’s a gorgeous day at Motel-a-Lago, and everyone is having the time of their lives.

well, not exactly everyone. there’s one deteriorating old coot in steep cognitive collapse who’s having a bit of a struggle.

‘oh fuck no, it’s happening again.’

‘no, no, not now,’ moans Preznit Fuckwit, as he shits himself, right there on the ninth green.

he turns to his beloved diaper nurse, Natalie. ‘why?’ he asks her. ‘why did Joe Biden do this?’
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Jeff Tiedrich·21h

here's today's post: "MAGA shits its own pants, blames Joe Biden" — spoiler alert: he didn’t do that. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Jeff Tiedrich·1d

Preznit Fuckwit's trusted inner circle of flunkies got to fly with him when he was hiding from those imaginary Iranian missiles, but Liddle Marco Big-Shoes got banished to the decoy plane. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all that shit. links is here: bit.ly/4x3d3Ec

anyway, yesterday we learned which favored members of the Donnyverse got to fly with him on Coward Force One, and which ones got left behind.

now, I know the very first thing you’re going to ask: ‘Uncle Jeff, did Donny’s stalker-slash-diaper-nurse get to sit by Dear Leader’s side?

do you even have to ask? you fucking well bet she did. she’s an essential member of the team — because you never know when Donny’s going to need an emergency clean-up after dropping a few missiles of his own, if you catch my drift.

know who else was on the plane? presidential butler Walt Nauta, on the off chance that Donny needed a Diet Coke served to him on a silver platter mid-flight.

Pete Kegstand was aboard, too. no clue why Donny would want that piss-drunk embarrassment taking up valuable space aboard his getaway plane. maybe he was there to constantly monitor Dear Leader’s t-levels. maybe he was there for comic relief.

‘sir! sir! watch me dance, sir!’
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Jeff Tiedrich·1d

here's today's post: "Mike Lindell won’t quit, Karoline Leavitt does quit, and and Liddle Marco Big-Shoes gets left behind" — further tales of Republican dumbfuckery. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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Jeff Tiedrich·2d

the Democratic Socialists are the future of the Democratic Party. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain why this a very good thing. link is here: bit.ly/4wtpcRR

El-Sayed, Mamdani and Hong grew up in this world that no longer works for We the People, and they’re fucking well tired of it. they’re tired of Republicans who work only for their oligarch overlords. they’re tired of watching Preznit Fuckwit and his felonious family rob this country blind. they’re tired of useless Democratic establishment lumps like Chuck Schumer writing one strongly-worded letter after another. let me tell you where you can stick those letters, Chuck.

Democratic Socialists like El-Sayed, Mamdani and Hong have decided that if anyone’s going to fix this shit, they themselves are going to be the ones to do it.

they’ve earned our support.

fuck yeah.
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Jeff Tiedrich·2d

here's today's post: "Abdul El-Sayed, fuck yeah" — and fuck yeah, Democratic Socialists. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Jeff Tiedrich·3d

why was undead goon Stephen Miller in the Oval Bordello, giving his ignorant opinion on childhood vaccines? Nosferatu McGoebbels should stick to what he's good at: racism. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock Donny's latest executive order. link is here: bit.ly/4xw5k1b

what the fuck is he talking about?

the only time Nosferatu’s mouth should be moving is when he’s eating bats.

oh, and if Donny’s going to shit himself raw in the Oval Bordello, could he at least not sleep through it?
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Jeff Tiedrich·3d

in today's post, I mock the shit out of Preznit Fuckwit's unconstitutional executive order dictating a change in childhood vaccination schedules. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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Jeff Tiedrich·4d

GOP Senator Bill Cassidy thinks he's earned our undying gratitude for *almost* voting no on Todd Blanche. fuck off, Bill. thank you for your attention to my post, in which I cover all the dumbfuckery Republicans were up to on the Sunday shows. link is here: bit.ly/4wQEK31

can you believe that? after casting the deciding vote to confirm a guy he absolutely knew to be a ginormous piece of shit, Bill Cassidy wants credit for thinking really hard about it and almost voting no.

Cassidy seems to imagine he deserves some sort of award for almost having a conscience. he wants a cookie.

fuck off. you don’t get a cookie.
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