Jesse Duquette

@kilmeade is what happens when a junior varsity stormtrooper makes a wish upon a can of bronzer to become a tongue in a world of unlicked boots

Florida: Where “doing your own research” means Googling the cost of child-size coffins

Hey @wsj when you’re the Mouth of Dumb Sauron you’re bound to need make a retraction or two

Maybe give the mic to any of the service members on the USS Lincoln what’s the worst that can happen

The thing about ICE is, the job is temporary but the shame is permanent

Karoline, we hardly knew ye

White House health announcement or Chernobyl employee “after” photo?

Just some of the names of the Black people who have been lynched in the past year, though the list is likely longer

Not pictured: the guy in the Cracker Barrel logo, Derek Chauvin’s knee, and Bill Maher probably

That wounded muskrat pelt is the realest thing about him

Trump’s hair looks like the shallow grave of a hamster dug by a four-year-old

First-degree burn from the crowd that looks like melted action figures drawn from memory

Odysse-sus has entered the chat