Jesse Duquette

@kilmeade is what happens when a junior varsity stormtrooper makes a wish upon a can of bronzer to become a tongue in a world of unlicked boots

Florida: Where “doing your own research” means Googling the cost of child-size coffins

Hey @wsj when you’re the Mouth of Dumb Sauron you’re bound to need make a retraction or two

Eva Braunzer being totally normal and saying totally normal things

Or whatever it was the Kimberly-Clark guy said

Bet be backed off because he got distracted while walking by a Gap Kids

Spoiler alert: we’ve always been the bad guys

Surround your state capitol, get to the White House if you can and remind these fuckers who they work for and serve.

War crime by tweet is always how this was gonna end AND ALSO VERY MUCH GOD BLESS TO THE IRANIANS WHO I WILL BE GENOCIDING PRAISE BE FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

He Is Prison

Guys, Krusti requests the same privacy that was afforded to the countless families whose lives she destroyed so let’s go easy ok

It’s probably just gonna be a stack of Highlights for Children and a recipe for homemade rohypnol

Trans people have always been with us, and will be long after the last red-capped backwards motherfucker draws their last breath.