Josh Gondelman

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Rudy Giuliani just set a world record in the field of Statement That Invites More Questions Than It Answers.

It's extremely unfair to speculate about Donald Trump's health just because he's elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.

I did a minor good deed this morning, which made me miss my subway train, so I took an expensive cab instead. I briefly (sarcastically) thought: "I will never help anyone ever again." And then I realized that's the full sincere thought process of like 50% of newspaper op-ed columnists.

I think Alison may legitimately have set the Grub Street Diet record for drinking Diet Cokes and also calling me an idiot.

There’s a normal way to ask this question, you know.

I listened to @sad13.horse's excellent new project "1331" this morning, and then shuffle served me up Worriers, Ratboys, Laura Stevenson, and Charly Bliss in a row, so I am in a very good mood!!!

A guy dropped his water bottle near me on the train, and when I handed it back to him he shook his head, put it back on the floor, and said: “It belongs to the world now.”

The hottest team in baseball, the Boston Red Sox, have brought their record for the season up to a scorching level of...normal bad.

Wow @jayasaxena.com and the whole @weareravenous.com team are on such a heater!!!

Extremely beautiful writing by @nikostratis.com right here!

This was really thoughtful and interesting, as is Rebecca Traister's style!!!

Has James Dolan imprisoned the Backstreet Boys in the Sphere?