Katie Herrmann

Seen some folks asking about lawyers who help federal employees so: 1. obviously, you can call us. we'll try to fit you in considering ~everything~ 2. go to MWELA.org. that's the plaintiff's employment bar association in the DMV. go to NELA.org nationally. search for lawyers who do federal work.

I'm officially 38 now like the rest of you assholes.

So, I accidentally checked off "walking corpse syndrome" in the medical history I filled out online. WCS is an very-extremely rare condition where you believe your body, or part of your body, is dead and decaying. I cannot describe to you how a nurse approached me before asking me about my WCS.

🎶 psycho killer stress crochet 🎶

Cashier asked me so confidently where my kids were today that I mometarily panicked before remembering I don't have any.

Still missing Callie like crazy. Our neighbors are amazing. They've dropped off all of these gifts and cards and the coziest blanket I have ever owned.

Bought a basketball on a whim. Had really hoped my title as '99-'00 Free Throw Competition winner (Champion) would have translated better out there on the court today.

Put my adventure pants on and hung out in the mountains again today

Me, singing to our cat, normally: 🎶 Biscuits! On my belly! From my buddy! Biscuits! Buddy biscuits on my belly! Biscuits! Belly biscuits from my buddy! 🎶

My mom: what movie are you going to see? Me: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma My mom: I wish you didn't talk like that

Enjoying my 39th bday present from @joshuaerlich.bsky.social and seeing @blairsocci.bsky.social perform at the Drafthouse tonight. Pumped!

Weird pre-bed routine I assume everyone else does too after taking an edible: Announce you're going to bed. Wander toward kitchen. Say, "I'm just going to have a look - to see - for tomorrow." Open a cupboard door. Look at nothing. Close cupboard door. Say "huh, okay." Go to bed.

One of the best things about my genius is that it knows some bounds.

The year is 2026 and I am singing Fergalicious (feat. will.i.am) with my Lyft driver on the way home from a doctor's appointment.