Ken Jennings

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

A sweet old lady wrote me to ask if I would help her out by signing off Jeopardy! every night saying "Don't forget your night medicine, my friends." I am actively considering this.

“Bosses at Chester Zoo quickly changed the 90-minute bus tour's name after it was branded ‘sinister’ by visitors.”

From the never-produced Mr. Show movie HOORAY FOR AMERICA! Late ‘90s.

My only hot take is that 20th and 25th are always too close together for them both to be Big Weighty Anniversaries. We just did this five years ago! Gotta pick one!

The Sean Connery Cookbook.

What’s in the Daily News? I’ll tell you what’s in the Daily News:

What if we just started renaming things "AmeriKKKa" spelled the Ice Cube way. I'm Gen X and I think we could be talked into this.

It’s completely legal to sing “Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma” to the tune of “WKRP in Cincinnatiiiiii.” No one can stop you.

When times are tough, we still gotta celebrate our wins (Mariners only gave up 19 runs today).

Getting word at this hour that Mt. St. Helens is not, repeat NOT, erupting. Will update this post as events warrant.