Ken Tremendous

There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.

You kinda have to give it up to the photo editor

This is plainly gross and horrifying, but it's also just good business. You can buy the most powerful man in the world for like $5,000. Why wouldn't you? When you remove ethics and your own moral compass from the equation, decision making gets incredibly simple.

This photo absolutely rules. One kid hitting the Spidey, the other brandishing a weapon that has absolutely gone house on Schwarb's pants, the youngest wearing like full Confirmation Gown-level outfit while the boys are in shorts, and Schwarbs and his wife just loving all of it. Peak parent life.

Hi I just turned on the All Star Game, what the fuck is happening

Trump forgot his name forty minutes after he died

Democratic senators taking the high road for people who actively tried to overthrow elections -- who are literally *on tape* saying "Please subvert American democracy" -- shows that we are still playing completely different sports, here.

He actively made the world worse for personal gain. He lied constantly. He screamed at a woman who accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault. He bragged about killing people in foreign countries. He betrayed his friends. He said and did a thousand awful things in the last 10 years. WHO IS THIS FOR?

What's the longest amount of time that Trump could care about someone -- *anyone* -- dying? Meaning: if, after this amount of time, at any point, you brought up the fact of the person's death, Trump would register *any* sadness. If I set the o/u at 6.5 minutes, would you take the over?

You sell whatever was left of your soul, betray whatever was left of your principles, defend sexual predators, kiss ass, post humiliating tweets about golf, lose all your friends, become an international joke, and when you die the guy you did it for is like "we'll get someone else in there no prob"

On the Red Sox official merch page, the "featured players" are: Jarren Duran (hitting under .200) Tristan Casas (hasn't played in like 2 years) Masataka Yoshida (I mean...okay?) Ceddanne Rafaela (All-Star! Great! Rizz! Aura!) Connor Wong (WTF?) No Tolle jerseys. No Early. Do they...hate money?

I never bought the speculation that Trump was blackmailing Graham. I just assumed that Graham, like many politicians, had no moral compass, and simply junked his actual feelings for Trump when doing so brought him power and status. Either way, though, what a sad, harmful life he led.