Ken Tremendous

There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.

You kinda have to give it up to the photo editor

This is plainly gross and horrifying, but it's also just good business. You can buy the most powerful man in the world for like $5,000. Why wouldn't you? When you remove ethics and your own moral compass from the equation, decision making gets incredibly simple.

Saying the Pope is weak on crime is like saying "the pope is weak on crime" (there are no good analogies for how fucking stupid that is; it's a category that contains exactly one example)

"The new administration will prosecute and convict the old, criminal administration" is a winning argument!

No matter what happens, that was one of the most fun Celtics regular seasons I can ever remember, right down to the very end of game 82. This team is so fun to watch, and (ignoring your own rooting interests) so easy to root for.

All they have is the oil, the land above it, the waterway down which it must float, a country full of people who hate the U.S. for all the times we have done exactly what we're doing now, and an opponent who is among the dumbest people ever to walk the earth.

Trump send JD on a political suicide mission while he and Marco watched a UFC fight and now he's 100% going to blame this on JD. It's all so stupid and funny.

"OK so turns out there's more bad news"

Question for the group: I've had DirecTV forever and want to stop paying for Fox News and Newsmax and all the other BS, plus all the crap I never watch. YouTube TV sports plan seems not to carry those channels? But still lets me watch local broadcasts? Is that the move?

This is a 99.99999th% outcome for what this really was. Delightful! www.si.com/nba/pacers/v...

Besides being...horrifying?, this is the absolute bullseye of the AI grift. Take something that's free and has always been free -- faith -- and put a price tag on it. If you use any of these tools, you are a sucker, and are being suckered, and the people who make this slop are laughing at you.

It seems like maybe the way to get a properly functioning Congress is to ask everyone if they have the desire to be a Congressperson, if it's something they really truly desire, deep down, and then disqualify all of those people and go find 535 other people