Kumail Nanjiani

My first stand-up comedy special in 12 years, Night Thoughts, is streaming on Hulu in the US and on Disney+ outside the US. It’s been nominated for a Golden Globe & Vulture called it the best comedy special of the year. Watch it!

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man.

He sucks duck dicks by the duck dock. (Corkscrew duck dicks by the duck dock, to be anatomically precise.)

If you want to feel better for a moment, watch the short film The Singers on Netflix. It's nominated for an Oscar, and in this moment I am profoundly grateful for art that makes me feel hopeful. Please watch it.

Happy Valentines Day to my eternal co op partner, the player one to my player two, my fellow forever favorite indoor kid. @emilyvgordon.bsky.social The artists behind these Indoor Kids artworks: Kevin Nally John Sperry Andrew Nixon Mark Moriarty

Step stool always at the ready for Dave

Big therapy guy. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

Once you get in Latitudes you know you've made it

I do not miss the good old days. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

Just reiterating how excited I am to be working on the Sex Criminals show. Been a big fan of the comic forever, & Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky have been extremely supportive during this process. Thrilled they trusted us with their wonderful work. And yes this will mess up my google search forever.

Can we ever get just one piece of good news? Thanks.