Kumail Nanjiani

My first stand-up comedy special in 12 years, Night Thoughts, is streaming on Hulu in the US and on Disney+ outside the US. It’s been nominated for a Golden Globe & Vulture called it the best comedy special of the year. Watch it!

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

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Time line cleanse, sponsored by Biscuit.

For those who don’t believe it was my actual laptop.

It’s weird that everyone has a different face and you will never convince me otherwise.

Reminder: I am on my favorite show @taskmaster.tv. Trust me, it'll make you feel better about *gestures out window* all this. It's joyful, hilarious & every single person involved is a kind & lovely human. Episode 4 just came out and it's free on youtube in the US. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpdo...

I don't have much time today. I have a lot of work to do. So I am going to sit here for the next three hours, focus, and do nothing else until I get it all done. *three minutes later* Google, why is Chris Isaak in Silence of the Lambs?

You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...

You have my sword.

Look it’s me in my favorite show. And again I must stress: I am NOT doing this show because of Jason. I was a fan before him. Thrilled to be on my favorite show with people I genuinely love. Alex is there as well. youtu.be/oRfHA2d3DhM?...