Hipster Viking Amy

13. My permanent pinned tweet

I just need another blank notebook and about fifteen more cute little storage baskets. That will fix me.

This is who runs this account

Good news guys I'm super drunk so you're going to hear about the last guy who got shot in the American Civl wWar

46 minutes into my last meeting before I can leave work for the day, the ONLY conclusion that’s been arrived at is “we need to set up another meeting.”

Buddy, I respect your choices but why.

Please observe one (1) unimpressed corgi

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Today's advertising content while I was looking for something totally unrelated: youtu.be/sn1eTDFkf08?...

Who’s got the story that includes “this – except for the raisins – is the body of Christ”?

What chromosome is the “little shit” gene on because I have a working theory

Anyone pretending this linguistic quirk is a "lie" is a disingenuous a-hole. Not only did I have at least two "aunties" growing up who were more distant relatives than this, but these days if you have been to my house at least twice in your life you are known as "Auntie So-and-so" to my dogs.

Dogs: *bark bark growl bark grrrr* Me: Knock it off, you two. No one is impressed. Dogs: *ᵍʳᵘᵐᵇˡᵉ*

When the bed is almost big enough for your magnificence