Hipster Viking Amy

13. My permanent pinned tweet

I just need another blank notebook and about fifteen more cute little storage baskets. That will fix me.

This is who runs this account

Good news guys I'm super drunk so you're going to hear about the last guy who got shot in the American Civl wWar

Okay, seriously, why do half the novels I pick up these days, especially literary fiction, have to go into so much detail about everything a character does? Is there advice going around that people want more flavor text, or are we just not employing line editors at all anymore?

It’s Monday morning, we could all probably use a corgi, right?

You REPRIMAND Tomatillo? You place him on the PERFORMANCE PLAN?

Boydog has had poor vision since birth and even if he spotted the bunny who’s often in the yard when he ambles out for evening potty, I suspect he’d be more curious than aggressive towards it these days… but the bunny doesn’t know that and its abject panic every time it sees him is hilarious.

7:00 AM: To-do list: 12 items 8:30 AM: Accomplished: 2 items; to-do list: 15 items

Things I say to the dogs, an occasional series: "No, I KNOW what you want, but it is NOT forthcoming!" "I need you to be like 37% less stinky and that is NOT the way to go about it!"

Friday morning and we’re just vibing

Relaxed, thriving

If you’re not sure how to celebrate the confluence of International Corgi Day and National Cheese Day, Boydog has some suggestions

I am giving the boy child a kiss on the top of his head for every birthday wish (he doesn’t love head kissies but he does love attention so it’s kind of a break-even situation for him).