The Liberal/tarian Neurologist 🇺🇸 🧠 🇺🇦

A few different findings here: - Circumstantial/circumferential thinking -> frontal lobe - Perseveration -> frontal lobe - Witzelsucht - frontal lobe Get where I’m going with this?

@schumer.senate.gov you can still get out of this. Vote against the CR and claim this was a diversion. We promise we’ll accept it!

👏 Pete! 👏 Pete! 👏 Pete!

🚨 IMPORTANT QUESTION🚨 We have Kens and Karens, but what do you call gen Z men and women hiding bigoted beliefs/actions behind Christianity? Was thinking Rileys in honor of america’s most anti-trans born-again zealot and mediocre swimmer, plus it’s androgenous. Other suggestions?

If any bold journalist wants to master the string test maneuver for executive dysfunction and confabulation, hit me up. Do it well in an interview and I guarantee he’ll bite.

It’s almost like lying to a bunch of people about the thing they care deeply for, in order to become the thing they care deeply for, only to then admit the lie, was a bad idea.

Remember, he’s lost most executive function. If you catch him off guard, he’ll do it. Get him going first with some softballs. We’ll get a go-no go test out of it too.

To any reporters who might see this: ask Trump to list the months of the year backward. Just once. I promise he’ll never make it to January without help, and you’ll win a Pulitzer.

I guess Gunty shouldn’t have registered Gunther Eagleman Media LLC to his home address… Too many favorite parts of this article to pick one! www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...

Calling this a trade war makes it seem like there’s a higher principle being advanced.

RIP to a Real Genius

@corybooker.com may have prevented civil war. Or at least steered it toward revolution.

Coming Spring 2028

That feeling when you're being blatantly disrespected by your colleagues in front of the entire world. While delivering a speech you thought didn't have to be any good.