Laura Bradley

“I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said, ‘Forget everything you know about slipcovers.’ So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were!”

Just realized that this month marks 7 years for me being self-harm free! That's good shit. Might throw a party about it and invite Bella Hadid. ✨️

In my latest for @vanityfair.com, I reported on Paramount's decision to cancel The Late Show, and how the TV-writer community is digesting this news — while also fighting back.

Just saying, if you go vote for mayor today you get a special Halloween themed sticker!

me, too, and yet 😭

I'm sorry, but if you say "bi-AH-pic," you're an absolute sicko!!!

Among the most foolish and depressing decisions I've made this year: reading Facebook comments about the government shutdown.

Interesting. I wonder why they won't say from whom! Surely it can't be because they are laundering manufactured outrage... That sure would be irresponsible.

Put Katja Herbers in it!!!!

Trying very hard to figure out what "anthropomorphic" is supposed to mean here and coming up blank.

Two loved ones gone within a month of one another. I'm out of words. This fucking sucks. I love you to the moon and back, Cookie. Thank you for teaching me that no matter what happens, life is better when you keep your heart open. I hope wherever you are, you have a cold drink and a fresh baguette.

Love it when one of these creeps says the quiet part out loud. As many others have already said, the only "exciting" thing one can say about an AI "actress" is that she can't age, express an opinion, or say "no." If you like that, you might need to examine your feelings about actual, human women.

Doing very important research today