Mat Johnson

Immigration isn’t the problem, it’s the solution to the question of how to distract from the heist of the American economy by the wealthiest people in the country.

Removing a black 4-star general at Secretary of Defense and replacing him with a white talk-show is the perfect example why DEI is essential. It's not about hiring unqualified minorities, it’s about foiling the majority's habit of hooking up under qualified mediocrities of their own caste.

No reason.

It is my personal opinion that the Dems lost the 2024 election the moment party advisors told Tim Walz—then bursting out with refreshing authenticity—to shut the fuck up.

this is not the quality level of conference hotel lobby bar to which i am accustomed

Counterpoint: GTFOH

Murdering children abroad to distract from molesting children at home.

Show me a person with a mediocre life-partner and I'll show you the type who rejected them in middle school.

I am also listed as OUT for the remainder of the season due to the trading of Jared McCain.

I've lived in so many shitty apartments that I can tell if a place has roaches just by the style of its kitchen cabinets.

Me, commuting on my fake-motorcycle ebike, cuz it's more fun than my actual motorcycle.

Worst. Porno. Ever.

Have you tried burning it all down?

I have read great and glorious poetry that's endured a millennia. Yet when I wake, I think: Perfect hair, to the second power of forever Ask him do he need it? Hells yeah, now or never On a mission with friends of fair weather Sooner the better, off to Mt. Tuna, wear your leather prepared sweater