Mat Johnson

Next Month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Overwhelmed with grief over the death of his mother, shamed by his failures in marriage and fatherhood, and burdened by massive debt, Devin’s life is spiraling out of control... That is, until he discovers the impossible: nostalgia is his superpower."

Removing a black 4-star general at Secretary of Defense and replacing him with a white talk-show is the perfect example why DEI is essential. It's not about hiring unqualified minorities, it’s about foiling the majority's habit of hooking up under qualified mediocrities of their own caste.

No reason.

It is my personal opinion that the Dems lost the 2024 election the moment party advisors told Tim Walz—then bursting out with refreshing authenticity—to shut the fuck up.

“Don’t you think you’re too old to be Trick-or-Treating?” SIR, I AM 55 YEARS OLD. I AM TOO OLD TO GIVE A SHIT.

I just want to take a moment to thank the person who made this miracle possible: Ace Bailey’s agent.

I had no idea John Oates could ball.

Dog finally found! Doing fine! Thanks to everyone who shared!

Happy "PROFESSOR!!! CANVAS IS DOWN!!!" day to all academics who celebrate.

I imagine Justice Robert sees every batshit crazy thing Trump does and flirtatiously giggles, “Oh Trump, you so silly!“

God is good. Hell, I'll go even farther: God is pretty good.

Without sports, you would have to depend on love to break your heart.

John Bolton is finally getting his and I can't even enjoy it. So wrong.