Mat Johnson

Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.

Removing a black 4-star general at Secretary of Defense and replacing him with a white talk-show is the perfect example why DEI is essential. It's not about hiring unqualified minorities, it’s about foiling the majority's habit of hooking up under qualified mediocrities of their own caste.

No reason.

It is my personal opinion that the Dems lost the 2024 election the moment party advisors told Tim Walz—then bursting out with refreshing authenticity—to shut the fuck up.

I fear I’m on the wrong planet; I specifically requested the one not run by evil people.

It's a big country, and yet it's still amazing that it can fit so much stupid.

This Spencer prat, what was his surname?

Digable Planets

Once he's gone, I'm calling for a moratorium on his fucking face.

Milli Vanilli will no longer replace Scott Pelley at 60 Minutes.

Sexual Chocolate will not be appearing at the American State Fair.

I’m done with our entire species. Neanderthals didn’t just disappear; they met us and were like, “No fuck this I’m out.”

I...worked on this novel for eight years...and... they just...they tweeted it out. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/202659...