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Alasdair Beckett-King

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Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk UK TOUR 2026: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

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Alasdair Beckett-King·Nov 21

An Important Information Film. Please share widely so that more people receive the information. Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

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Alasdair Beckett-King·Jun 20

Every guy with a tragic backstory (in a movie):

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Alasdair Beckett-King·Sep 8

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

The well-known promotional image for The Snowman (2017) showing a crude drawing of a Snowman and the words "Hello Mister Police" with the addition of Donald Trump's signature from his extremely unsuspicious letter to Jeffrey Epstein.
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Alasdair Beckett-King·12h

I think one of these books would benefit from a different font.

The 15th Anniversary Escape Pod book, but the typefaces makes it look a bit like ESCAPE POO.
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Alasdair Beckett-King·16h

PLYMOUTH tonight! Come and see a comedian who has been compared to the 17th Century mask of the preacher Alexander Peden. (Bristol Friday & Coventry on Sunday.) www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

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Comedian HUMILIATED by no one wanting to see his little wooden mouse made of wood. Well, here it is anyway.

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My tour comes to Exeter TONIGHT! If you buy a ticket right now, I will show you a picture of a little wooden mouse I carved out of wood. www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

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Should I pay Clair Obscur? Likes: Morrowind, Planescape: Torment, Fallout NV, Witcher 1-3, Ni No Kuni, Disco Elysium, West of Loathing Enjoys: Dragon Age 2, Oblivion Dislikes: NieR Automata, FF7 Remake Not Keen On: isometric camera, turn-taking, loads of numbers appearing on the screen

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I'm not saying this is a good change, but this wording seems needlessly confusing. As far as I can tell, Off Peak and Anytime tickets won't be eligible for refunds on the day of travel if you *decide* not to travel. Not if your train gets cancelled.

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Alasdair Beckett-King·5d

It's incredible how thin-skinned people who post gen-ai images are when it comes to criticism. Just heartbroken when people don't praise something they didn't even make! The world's worst Harry Potter fan-artist has more integrity.

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Alasdair Beckett-King·Feb 27

Frooooome tonight! Then Oxford tomorrow & Cardiff on Sunday. People are calling it a UK Tour of some kind. www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

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Alasdair Beckett-King·Feb 27

I'm hearing reports that Muslims may have voted in Gorton & Denton. A sad state of affairs, if true, and a sign of the dangerous radical sectarian extremism that Labour politicians, through no fault of their own, must contend with.

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Alasdair Beckett-King·Feb 27

More like Matt Badloss.

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