Alasdair Beckett-King

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Every guy with a tragic backstory (in a movie):

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

Comedian DESTROYS own lack of eyebrows:

As a treat, when I'm watching a subtitled video on my phone I like to have the sound off and scroll up until the person's face goes off the top. And then I just read the subtitles. So relaxing.

Watch the film Showgirls, one shot per day. (Curated by my friend, who was, until now, sending them to me on Whatsapp).

This so-called "Mansion Tax" is going to hurt some of the poorest rich people in the country.

Thank you for this lovely review, @puzzledoctor.bsky.social. Perhaps a handy write-up for older readers who think they might enjoy my humble efforts. It's nice to read a positive review that nonetheless includes the phrase "blindingly obvious".

I'm hearing Tilly Norwood has a tattoo of Graham Platner.

"On a hot day like this, a cup of tea actually cools you down," says my dad, applying an expired bottle of factor 5 suncream to a face so sunburned you can still see it when you blink.

Naturally, scandal #275 will be the one that brings him down, and may I add what a healthy media environment you have there.

"He's just like you. He puts his trousers on one leg at a time." Who does that? Who puts one entire leg on, before starting with the other leg? Who are you? A man who briefly forgot he had two legs?

Why is everyone on YouTube pronouncing it G'doh? Surely that's not how you say Godot?