muscular baby jeb lund

We review Hallmark's annual Hanukkah movie each year, and almost every time it has been an unsettling accidental journey into the anthropological. We talk about the role faith plays in the work of MC Skat Kat and Walt Weiss, and of course the time we signed with BMG as breakthrough artists at 40.

"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"

Some thoughts about the Great Khan heading into Chicagoland's big Reverse Fort Sumter weekend.

picturing them trying to wheel trump out inside a giant cake like abdullah the butcher, getting stopped by security, accidentally adlibbing that the cake is "for a bar mitzvah"

wondering whether the US in iran beats out the ottomans in wwi for the greatest distance between perceived and actual power in the middle east before and after a conflict

Statistically, over their lifetimes, the average American immigrant will kill .001 people because Elon Musk will kill 10,000,000.

already hating this scene in the biopic with chris pratt

they're calling him president diarrhea

Writing an answer ballad, from my perspective, explaining why leaving the cake out in the rain was not only unavoidable but necessary.

Of course it got canceled. Ratings plummeted after NBS was accused of being woke and McDeere forced Albie to write "Crazy Muslims" as part of the network's commitment to "join the discussion."

george plimpton faked his own death and i can't wait for the book about this