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Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa. https://linktr.ee/mobute

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muscular baby jeb lund·Nov 7

Scalded by negative reviews for their first "Hanukkah" movie ("Who Is the Secret Jew Among Us at Christmas?"), Hallmark responded by making a movie that is the MOST Jewish. Naturally, @davidjroth.bsky.social and I made @mauraquint.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @andylevy.net watch it with us.

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muscular baby jeb lund·Sep 14

"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"

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muscular baby jeb lund·Sep 5

Some thoughts about the Great Khan heading into Chicagoland's big Reverse Fort Sumter weekend.

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muscular baby jeb lund·1h

pope leo go on the traitors

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muscular baby jeb lund·2h

10-hour hbo jordan-flavored doc on the trump years when they get to the jesus photo and immediately cut to that joint patio interview with judas and satan who're like, "i thought it was disrespectful"

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muscular baby jeb lund·3h

that's adorable, he's trying to bring jim caviezel's career back to life

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muscular baby jeb lund·3h

The Pope has never had a #1 record. The Pope has no idea how to make a hit record. I think maybe The Pope should take a seat and listen to what Phil Spector has to say.

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muscular baby jeb lund·3h

I'm gonna be real with you. The Pope *is* soft. His secondary is giving up the most YAC in the league. The Pope will *not* be competitive in the postseason if he can't tackle.

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muscular baby jeb lund·7h

sebastian gorka's probably crying his eyes out on his huge pillow

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muscular baby jeb lund·1d

favorite thing about participation ribbentrop is how little he even tries to participate

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"Yesterday you were Mahmoud and wanted 10 account numbers and now it's Mahmmoud and you want 10 routing numbers," Molly cried. "Where does it stop?" Mahhmmoud frowned. "Mahhmmoouudd doesn't have time for

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muscular baby jeb lund·1d

You've posted a very droll fictional scenario. Please select a response: • A fact about the joke you told, the existence of which forms the premise of it. • Correction of errors I spotted in your imagination.

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