George Wallace

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.

Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!

Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.

Our whole civilization has been dying since November 6th, 2024. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER AND WHATNOT!!!

GREENSBORO, NC. Bring your asses to the Comedy Zone for the laughter and the jokes and the togetherness and whatnot, the weekend of April 17th. Four showtimes to choose from and so forth. thecomedyzone.com/events/125415

Hope y'all have had an amazing one with your peeps.

One of the best ways not to be a racist lil' bitch is to stop being this racist lil' bitch's lil' bitch and whatnot.

There is no one else like you. Don't forget it. Love y'all

Some asshole just called me feckless when I got so many fecks it's ridiculous. Like at least 1,800 fecks and whatnot.

GREENSBORO, NC! APRIL 17TH AND 18TH. Let's come together at the Comedy Zone for the laughs and the fellowship and the knee slaps and whatnot. Tix here thecomedyzone.com/events/125415

Can't blame his crooked ass for playing the hits if the suckas keep buyin' tickets and whatnot.

Takin' y'all to church and whatnot. youtube.com/shorts/QgJPP...