George Wallace

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.

Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!

Only a wockaflocka who knows he'll be remembered as dogshit runs around trying to carve his own name and face onto everything in sight and whatnot.

Shout out to Dolly, with the Jolene and the 9 to 5 and the islands in streams and charity work and allyship and whatnot. You crushed it, guuuuuurl.

Y'all, we can save them if we each chip in a penny and whatnot.

I did the Lambada several times in late 1989 even though it was a forbidden dance. The story will be on TMZ tomorrow and I wanted to get ahead of that shit. I apologize to my loved ones and fans. I will do better. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

Put my dude right here in the Patriot Games, wockaflockas!

Well, the Walking Circus Peanut did say America is the "hottest country in the world" and whatnot.

Shout out to wishin' you had Jessie's girl even though he's been a good friend of yours and whatnot.

CHARLOTTE. Carolina is on my mind and whatnot, this weekend at @ComedyZoneCLT. Tickets at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413