George Wallace

@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social

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Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.

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George Wallace·Jul 3

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

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George Wallace·Jul 12

Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.

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George Wallace·Jun 17

Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!

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George Wallace·2d

Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.

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George Wallace·3d

Our whole civilization has been dying since November 6th, 2024. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER AND WHATNOT!!!

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GREENSBORO, NC. Bring your asses to the Comedy Zone for the laughter and the jokes and the togetherness and whatnot, the weekend of April 17th. Four showtimes to choose from and so forth. thecomedyzone.com/events/125415

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Hope y'all have had an amazing one with your peeps.

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George Wallace·6d

One of the best ways not to be a racist lil' bitch is to stop being this racist lil' bitch's lil' bitch and whatnot.

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George Wallace·Apr 4

There is no one else like you. Don't forget it. Love y'all

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George Wallace·Apr 2

Some asshole just called me feckless when I got so many fecks it's ridiculous. Like at least 1,800 fecks and whatnot.

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George Wallace·Mar 28

GREENSBORO, NC! APRIL 17TH AND 18TH. Let's come together at the Comedy Zone for the laughs and the fellowship and the knee slaps and whatnot. Tix here thecomedyzone.com/events/125415

Comedian George Wallace sits on a throne, wearing robes and gold and a huge crown and whatnot. He is performing in Greensboro, North Carolina on April 17th and 18th.
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George Wallace·Mar 23

Can't blame his crooked ass for playing the hits if the suckas keep buyin' tickets and whatnot.

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George Wallace·Mar 20

Takin' y'all to church and whatnot. youtube.com/shorts/QgJPP...

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