Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist

4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

The official language of Jamaica is....wait for it.... English. These performances truly are targeted only at the stupidest people alive

email from mom fml I'm so cooked

I just think if your definition of civility is about the volume and tone of speech and ignores the content of the speech you probably need to start over

I'd eat it

it would be really funny if one of the astronauts had hid in the capsule and the others went out and were like what no there were only 3 of us

Inside every human who has ever thought about the ocean are 2 wolves

the astronauts coming out of the NASA capsule yelling fuck the Astros is wild

someone at AP seriously going through some things

The ocean's surface covers roughly 140 million kilometres and acc to a 2025 study humans have visually mapped an area of the sea floor slightly larger than Rhode Island

being an astronaut must be wild, like you're 200 miles up and going "wow we're so close to the ground"

Capsule opens, little green man pops out Retrieval crew: wut omgomgomgomg FIRST CONTACTomgomg lgm: go check the rules, it's our turn to take matt damon

Capsule opens, little green man pops out Retrieval crew: wut omgomgomgomg FIRST CONTACTomgomg lgm: Save it, where's Jerry?

I think Congress should pbass a law that NY should be forced to always have at least high profile one team in every sport that sucks ass because just look at what the Jets do for national morale