Nash Is Here For It

This is Iran. These are the people being murdered in our name.

The National Guardners

He completely ignored the assassination of a democratic lawmaker, her husband, and their dog, and the attempted assassination of another lawmaker and his wife, so f*ck this…

The President Donald J Trump Airport in Palm Beach 6 months from now.

Mitch McConnell keeps calling and won’t let me get a word in edgewise. It’s like he’s stuck on loop.

This could’ve been an email, Graham.

Don’t be suspicious. Don’t be suspicious…

First, Trump talks to a Teddy Roosevelt hologram like it’s real. Now, John Thune, John Barrasso, and Scott Jennings are having 20 minute chats with Mitch McConnell’s barely living corpse. Things get weirder every single day in America.

Everything trump touches dies, including the USMNT’s hopes for a World Cup win.

Republicans are so pro-life they’re keeping Mitch alive until midterms.

Active-duty U.S. Air Force Major Jason Watson is so brave for doing something he knew was right when the consequences are so great. His family will suffer as symbols of our freedom and we thank them. He’s a hero and a patriot.

While Americans were celebrating, the leader of our nation was posting racist pics and allowing white terrorists to march through our Capitol.

Once upon a time, on the Fourth of July, this absolutely did not happen…