Nick Fleisher

This worked btw

The vice president of the United States went on the air yesterday to announce that he has no intention of doing this

It brings me no pleasure to report that completing a minor task you've been avoiding (1) is not very hard and (2) makes you feel better afterwards

I do not understand why Bret Stephens is employed

These people conspired to overturn the results of a free and fair election. I hope they rot

Man, navigation in Apple's Music and News apps on the iPhone is just abysmal

As someone who watched this video approximately one hundred thousand times at age 15, this is amazing

I'M SO TIRED: A LET DOWN MYSTERY

Yum Out-Pizzas The Hut

Everyone loves car dealerships and the process of buying a car, though, so this probably wouldn't be popular

Rainn Wilson translator: "You couldn't make a show with me in it nowadays"

Been listening to Something/Anything? by Todd Rundgren and (1) I feel like I understand And Star Power by Foxygen so much better now and (2) it's amazing how little details can make a song (switching to closed hihat for the last line before each chorus in I Saw the Light)

They're calling it the most infelicitous speech act of all time

I am from Philadelphia and I am rooting for the Knicks. The laws of sports fandom are temporarily suspended, nothing like this has ever happened or will ever happen again