Noel Casler Comedy

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Greasy pig president has nothing on his schedule again today until they roll him out for a dinner at 7:30 pm. Reminds me of trying to get the illiterate obese drug addict to show up for work on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ most dysfunctional dude ever.

Pro Tip: when your FBI Director is a little cosplay bitch who says things like ‘see you in Valhalla’ your country is in trouble. This ain’t a f*cking episode of ‘Son’s of Anarchy’.

Remember, unemployment numbers come out the first Friday of every month and tomorrows are gonna suck harder than renaming the DOD to ‘Department of flyovers to drown out sexual assault survivors & blow up randos on boats’ don’t take the bait.

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict who spent decades attacking little girls w/his BFF Jeffrey Epstein while laundering money for Russian mob ask Iran to nuke LA & San Diego to help MAGA midterms while a bunch of cornhusk crackers cheered before?

Dear USA, you are being set-up, read his posts he’s gonna steal midterms and claim win because of rallies. Make a plan now, because it’s coming. Trump’s a criminal as is his Cabinet. Patel, Hegseth, Blanche are treason weasels. Forget about his sexcapades w/Natalie Larp & focus.

Pro Tip: Daily Trump rallies are a cover for him stealing midterms and claiming the polls missed the ‘grassroots’ momentum. He is clearly projecting that strategy with his ‘fake news’ attacks. Don’t feed the beast by sharing his insanity, VOTE Blue.

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“We learned this week that Russia inserted a multibillion dollar bribe into the U.S. led negotiations to end the war in Ukraine; a Putin-proposed oil deal that would directly benefit the Trump clan.”

Fresh off his resounding defeat in Iran our fearless POTUS now sets his sights on……Daylight Savings Time.

Pete Hegseth went to Princeton but acts more like a Cornell grad.

If only Fox News had corporate culture that found rape to be a fireable offense when Pete Hegseth was accused of it early in Trump’s first term he may not have ended up Sec Def that destroyed our military in his second term. The network that uses flags as chyron f*cked up USA.

It’s getting harder to shake the feeling the USA isn’t being set up for something awful by an adversary who understood how cheap it was to hire Donald Trump & a drunk sex pest from Fox News to destroy our military.

A ‘State of the Force’ address is sort of beyond parody but I’m looking forward to the term ‘disgruntled General’ working its way into the vernacular.