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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·Jan 31

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·Sep 13

True Story. 👇

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·Sep 14

The left has to tone down their violent rhetoric. 👇

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·Sep 8

Sarah Huckabeast is standing under a tent giving a speech while kids are forced to stand in the rain.

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CBS paid Bari Weiss $150M to make a mess out of it. They failed to get a visa for Tony Dokoupil, forcing him to broadcast Trump’s China trip from Taiwan. Then the hotel barred CBS from broadcasting. They are averaging around 3.7M viewers compared to ABC News’ 9M. www.msn.com/en-us/news/i...

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·6h

The people who have been waiting almost a year for this Chinese crap are the same ones who accuse you of having TDS.

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The White House said Xi agreed that the Strait of Hormuz must stay demilitarized and that China opposes any toll by Iran. China’s own readout of the same meeting said something different. The Chinese Foreign Ministry’s official summary of the Trump-Xi summit made no mention of Iran.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·7h

Donald Trump’s translator was taken to a hospital in Beijing after reportedly suffering a nervous breakdown.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·7h

After publicly calling Trump a pedo, Musk brings his son to Beijing. 😳

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·8h

A beluga whale is not thrilled with a visitor smoking at the aquarium so he extinguishes it with one splash.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·8h

A massive bee attack at the White House, which means the locusts are on their way.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·9h

Senile Satan: “President Xi wanted to give me two of these while I was leaving. I had to remind him, I don’t like dogs — especially English Sheepdogs.”

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·10h

Stephen Colbert and David Letterman throwing things off the Ed Sullivan Theater. Colbert: “Anything you’d like to say, Dave?” Letterman: “In the words of the great Edward R. Murrow to CBS: ‘Good night and good luck, motherfuckers.’”

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸·11h

Many people are saying that Trump stopped at a Beijing factory before leaving China, screaming at the children, “Let’s get moving on the Trump phone and don’t forget to stamp it Made in the USA!”

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