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NY Times Pitchbot·Mar 20

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NY Times Pitchbot·Sep 16

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

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NY Times Pitchbot·Sep 15

JD Vance is doing the Reichstag Fire the right way. by Ezra Klein

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NY Times Pitchbot·Sep 11

Whether it’s Republican politicians joking about the murder of Melissa Hortman or Democratic politicians expressing their condolences after the murder of Charlie Kirk, both parties have a extreme rhetoric problem.

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Having mastered epidemiology, Russian history, toilet paper supply chain logistics, bridge design, balloon aeronautics, and large language models, I'd like to offer my thoughts on how the closing of the Strait of Hormuz will impact Brent crude....(1/67)

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The Iranians will greet our drones as liberators. by Bret Stephens

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I lost my job, my 401(k) is in the toilet, and I can’t afford healthcare, groceries, and now gas. But at least the president doesn’t have an annoying laugh, because he never laughs.

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It's time for Democrats to stop focusing on issues that only elites care about, like unemployment and the price of gas, and start talking about things that matter to regular Americans, like Black mermaids and the genders of the characters on Paw Patrol.

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Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski to share office, research budget at Harvard’s Institute of Politucs.

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The 115 girls in the bombed school were no angels.

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Donald Trump's aggressive campaign against wind, solar, and EVs has kept Americans dependent on foreign oil. Now his Iranian war has exploded the cost of gasoline. Here's why that's bad news for Democrats.

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We are bombing Iran to drive out their authoritarian government that cruelly suppresses the democratic will of its people. And if they won't surrender, we're going to cancel the midterms. by Donald Trump

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What do average Iranian civillians think about the bombing campaign that's ravaging their country? Ross Douthat and Josh Barro drop by to explain.

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Why Iran’s elevation of the Ayatollah’s son clears the path for Don Jr.’s ascension to become the U.S.’s next President.

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