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NY Times Pitchbot·Mar 20

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NY Times Pitchbot·Sep 16

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

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NY Times Pitchbot·Sep 15

JD Vance is doing the Reichstag Fire the right way. by Ezra Klein

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NY Times Pitchbot·Sep 11

Whether it’s Republican politicians joking about the murder of Melissa Hortman or Democratic politicians expressing their condolences after the murder of Charlie Kirk, both parties have a extreme rhetoric problem.

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A popular center-left podcaster who loved Charlie Kirk just wrote that a lot of the people who listen to his podcast ask him weird questions. That’s why I’ll be voting for Trump in 2028.

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Whether it's Donald Trump running a $3 billion crypto scam or Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard on a hot dog, both presidents tested the limits of Washington norms.

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Trump has been rooting for Orbán and Putin and the first lost an election and the second is losing a war. Can he bring that same magic to the Knicks?

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The real winner in last night’s game? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.

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Did a really interesting interview with @etannechin.bsky.social the New York correspondent for Haaretz. The first part of the interview was about the political situation in Israel. Etan compares the assassination of Rabin to that of Franz Ferdinand. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHp...

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When I fell asleep at the Garden, the Knicks were Winning. Then when I wake up, I see the Spurs have "won." It seems that in the 4th Quarter, the so-called referees kept "finding" Points for the Spurs. Rigged! Fake Game! by Donald J. Trump

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Spencer Pratt to accept dual posts at Harvard Institute of Politics, USC Institute of Crystals.

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In this Ohio diner, MSG means the main ingredient at Great Wall China Buffet. But they do know this: When Trump was shown on the Jumbotron at Madison Square Garden, they were saying “Booo-urns.”

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The Knicks lost last night after Donald Trump attended the game. So why does it feel like Joe Biden is the one who jinxed them?

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An NBA championship game in deep blue Madison Square Garden might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the chants of "Go NY Go" you can hear whispers that DEI is the reason that nosebleed seats cost $7000.

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