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NY Times Pitchbot·Sep 16

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

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NY Times Pitchbot·Sep 15

JD Vance is doing the Reichstag Fire the right way. by Ezra Klein

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NY Times Pitchbot·Sep 11

Whether it’s Republican politicians joking about the murder of Melissa Hortman or Democratic politicians expressing their condolences after the murder of Charlie Kirk, both parties have a extreme rhetoric problem.

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Katie Lied Trump's latest show biz kid wore a deacon blue blazer fit for a yacht rocker, but when she smiled for the camera, out came the pretzel logic. Tomorrow, she'll go back and do it again—the major dude in the White House needs someone to do his dirty work. by Maureen Dowd

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NY Times Pitchbot·18h

I converted to Catholicism a few months ago. Here's why I will be proud to take part in firing squad executions.

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Trends | With the rise of figures like Kimberly Guilfoyle and Alex Karp, cocaine is enjoying a cultural cachet not seen since the days of early Aerosmith and Lawrence Taylor's 1986 season.

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NY Times Pitchbot·19h

Just told my 10yo daughter about Kimberly Guilfoyle. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said “#Cocainekanda forever” — which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.

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NY Times Pitchbot·19h

Kimberly Guilfoyle to join Harvard Institute of Politics.

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My focus group of swing voters rated Republicans as more likely to be white nationalists, cut deals with dictators, and kill civilians in the street. But they rated them above Democrats, whom they said had a problem with extremism.

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The largest single Republican donor owns the platform X and uses it to spread false rumors about Democratic candidates. Here's why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.

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Several Cornell fraternity brothers say that they did not actively participate in the infamous group chat and were only included in it because Pete Hegseth had accidentally added them to it.

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NY Times Pitchbot·22h

Is it too early to call the 2026 midterm elections a disappointing failure for Democrats?

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Donald Trump's inability to control his bowels raises new questions about Joe Biden's advanced age.

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